tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-226828192012-02-16T15:38:15.813-08:00A collection of Gossip, Comments, Rants and Whatever Else from Myles. (A.K.A.,Random Jottings from a Rancid Queen!)Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.comBlogger4441100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-13018750046264955902007-02-12T09:10:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:06.996-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RdCgy2TGAnI/AAAAAAAAAkE/wGr3Wry19b8/s1600-h/250p.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5030697579202347634" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" height="189" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RdCgy2TGAnI/AAAAAAAAAkE/wGr3Wry19b8/s320/250p.jpg" width="262" border="0" /></a> <span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dear readers </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Having returned from my holiday I have decided to put the Rank & Bile site to bed, I have been Blogging for a year now and feel “Ive been there and done that” I’d like to thank all of the nearly 100,300 visitors over the last year and their 260,000 page views. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></span></p><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">When I started this Blog I was hoping for, maybe, 200 hits a month by the end there were over 2000 a week. So a huge Thank You to you all especially my regular readers: Eric, L.Vo, China Blue, <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place st="on">Camp David</st1:place>, JJ, Janice, Celia, Cawfee Guy, Simon and Jonny.</span><br /><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Who knows one day Rank & Bile may return!</span><br /><br /><em><strong></strong></em><br /><em><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Myles x</span><br /><br /></strong></em><em><strong></strong></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1301875004626495590?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-45660759636978118932007-01-27T05:34:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:05.356-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbyFa23eDnI/AAAAAAAAAjA/iR3hL-JIcl4/s1600-h/tyrddap1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbyFa23eDnI/AAAAAAAAAjA/iR3hL-JIcl4/s320/tyrddap1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5025037980689895026" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtZx23eDmI/AAAAAAAAAi0/VjFvQ4KirQ0/s1600-h/Img28.jpg"></a>Tyra Banks ex model turned TV Host, has hit back at paparazzi pics and articles in the press about her recent weight gain. Tyra who admits to gaining weight since she gave up modelling says the media’s obsession with weight has gone too far and intends to devote an episode of her show to addressing the issue. She hasn’t stopped there either on the cover of People Magazine a swimsuit clad Tyra asks the question:<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">“You call this fat?”</p><p class="MsoNormal">In a further spread inside Tyra goes on to claim:<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“If I had lower self esteem I would probably be starving myself right now”<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbyFim3eDoI/AAAAAAAAAjI/-2FzHIKJE78/s1600-h/tyrap3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 423px; height: 270px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbyFim3eDoI/AAAAAAAAAjI/-2FzHIKJE78/s400/tyrap3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5025038113833881218" border="0" /></a><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Well done Tyra very commendable!</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbyFyG3eDpI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/K6GjtEnFX0k/s1600-h/tyrap1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbyFyG3eDpI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/K6GjtEnFX0k/s320/tyrap1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5025038380121853586" border="0" /></a><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">However!…All of this might sound very noble, had it not been for the fact that People have very clearly Photo-shopped half her thighs out of the pictures! Either that or the girls had major Lypo since the pap shots were taken.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Cos there is no way they are the same thighs! </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">More<a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/"> Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4566075963697811893?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-13108529918970319222007-01-27T05:12:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:06.185-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtQfG3eDiI/AAAAAAAAAiE/j7uAkeZI_Bc/s1600-h/victoria_beckham_reality_5_big.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtQfG3eDiI/AAAAAAAAAiE/j7uAkeZI_Bc/s320/victoria_beckham_reality_5_big.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024698304611356194" border="0" /></a>Katie Holmes has been allowed out again from the clutches of Tom and once again her <em><s><span style="font-style: normal;">minder</span></s></em><em><span style="font-style: normal;"> friend Posh accompanied her! The girls created quite a stir as th</span></em><em><span style="font-style: normal;">ey hit the </span></em><st1:city><st1:place><em><span style="font-style: normal;">Paris</span></em></st1:place></st1:city><em><span style="font-style: normal;"> fashion shows for the second time this year.<br /></span></em><em><span style="font-style: normal;">Katie in a desperate attempt to recapture her youth even attempted a Britney/Paris style exit from one of the limo’s. Luckily for us the dress didn’t ride quite as far up as Britney and Lindsay’s have been known to!<o:p></o:p></span></em> <p class="MsoNormal"><em><span style="font-style: normal;"><br /></span></em></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtQnW3eDjI/AAAAAAAAAiM/Oc6ODV8CtSk/s1600-h/katie-holmes-upskirt.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtQnW3eDjI/AAAAAAAAAiM/Oc6ODV8CtSk/s320/katie-holmes-upskirt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024698446345276978" border="0" /></a><em><span style="font-style: normal;">I’m sure over protective Tom is</span></em><em><span style="font-style: normal;">n’t going to like that but now that Posh and Becks are due to move to the US he will at least have a constant <s>minder</s> friend on call for Katie, in case she tries to escape again.<o:p><br /></o:p></span></em></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><em><span style="font-style: normal;"><br /></span></em></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtQ8m3eDkI/AAAAAAAAAiU/EwCPccs2LcQ/s1600-h/poshbecksstatues.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtQ8m3eDkI/AAAAAAAAAiU/EwCPccs2LcQ/s200/poshbecksstatues.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024698811417497154" border="0" /></a><em><span style="font-style: normal;">Meanwhile, whilst Posh shopped in </span></em><st1:city><st1:place><em><span style="font-style: normal;">Paris</span></em></st1:place></st1:city><em><span style="font-style: normal;">, Madame Tussaud’s shipped over their waxworks of the Beckham’s to the </span></em><st1:country-region><st1:place><em><span style="font-style: normal;">US</span></em></st1:place></st1:country-region><em><span style="font-style: normal;"> to celebrate their move. Maybe they figured the dummies would be more entertaining for the Americans and look a lot more natural!<o:p></o:p></span></em></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><em><span style="font-style: normal;"><o:p> </o:p></span></em></p> <span style="font-size:100%;"><em style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: normal;">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span></em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1310852991897031922?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-18795749703029305512007-01-27T04:57:00.000-08:002007-01-27T05:33:13.584-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtTfG3eDlI/AAAAAAAAAio/eEdjvE98-Zk/s1600-h/2006-11-13T134338Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_2_OUKEN-UK-LIFE-CRUISE.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtTfG3eDlI/AAAAAAAAAio/eEdjvE98-Zk/s320/2006-11-13T134338Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_2_OUKEN-UK-LIFE-CRUISE.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024701603146239570" border="0" /></a>Whilst his wife is in Paris, it seems Tom has taken a trip of his own, to crazy town! <p class="posted">The diminutive actor, who is a devout follower of the scientology cult, has been hailed by leaders of the faith as the "chosen one" who will spread the word of the religion.<br /><br />High-ranking Scientologist David Miscavige is convinced in years to come Crazy Cruise, will be worshipped like Jesus all over the world as he becomes a prophet for the religion.<br /><br />A source close to the actor is quoted by The Sun newspaper as<br />saying: "Tom has been told he is Scientology's Christ-like figure. Just like Christ, he has been criticized for his views. But future generations will realize he was right, just like Jesus."</p> <p class="posted">Hmm does that mean we get to crucify the crazy loon?</p> <p class="posted">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1879574970302930551?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-12304242321455092992007-01-27T04:53:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:09.923-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtLnm3eDhI/AAAAAAAAAh4/bhkK5hvlvPk/s1600-h/madonnafamily1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtLnm3eDhI/AAAAAAAAAh4/bhkK5hvlvPk/s320/madonnafamily1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024692953082105362" border="0" /></a><em><span style="font-style: normal;">Madge’s baby David may be settling in ok according to Madonna but his father is still not happy and is apparently, about to fly to London, to check up on his son. This might explain his absence from the media circus that accompanied the Richie family outing to the premiere of Madonna’s latest <s>turkey</s> film “Arthur and The Invisibles”.<br /><br />Luckily for us Esther remains invisible in the film too, as she is only the voice of one of the films animated characters. Though rumours are, her performance, though only vocal, is up to her usual standards!<o:p></o:p></span></em> <p><em><span style="font-style: normal;">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></span></em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1230424232145509299?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-16453663628401551472007-01-27T04:25:00.000-08:002007-01-28T03:24:06.127-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtHj23eDfI/AAAAAAAAAhg/F-2jEF12C_c/s1600-h/hollywoodlife-kwinslet.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 220px; height: 274px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtHj23eDfI/AAAAAAAAAhg/F-2jEF12C_c/s320/hollywoodlife-kwinslet.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024688490611084786" border="0" /></a><br />Funny how Kate Winslet, long time advocate of larger women being portrayed in the media, is more than happy to be airbrushed into oblivion in photo-shoots.<br /><br />So much so that I didn't even recognise her on the cover of this month's magazine "Hollywood Life".<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtH3W3eDgI/AAAAAAAAAho/BCzlMp1UNFs/s1600-h/hollywoodlife-kwinslet-2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtH3W3eDgI/AAAAAAAAAho/BCzlMp1UNFs/s320/hollywoodlife-kwinslet-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024688825618533890" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Luckily the magazine helpfully plastered her name in big print on the cover or no one would have known it was her!<br /><br />Now I'm all fin favour of a little touch up here and there. But really! It does help if the person is vaguely recognisable!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1645366362840155147?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-29826879682386155812007-01-27T04:09:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:09.198-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtBTW3eDdI/AAAAAAAAAhI/-x2anTheSDQ/s1600-h/handmadonna.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 416px; height: 272px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtBTW3eDdI/AAAAAAAAAhI/-x2anTheSDQ/s400/handmadonna.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024681610073476562" border="0" /></a>Here’s one of the first shots of Madonna photographed by <strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">Steven Klein</span> </strong>for her “M” line for <em>H&M.</em> Madonna has designed a line of clothing and sunglasses for the retailer. Let’s hope it sells a bit better than that nasty cheap track suit she tried to flog for them earlier in the year!<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">Is it me or is there a striking resemblance to the ads she did for Versace?</p><p class="MsoNormal"> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtDuW3eDeI/AAAAAAAAAhQ/sGXqAdxRCMs/s1600-h/madonna_versace_1-thumb+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 412px; height: 195px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbtDuW3eDeI/AAAAAAAAAhQ/sGXqAdxRCMs/s400/madonna_versace_1-thumb+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024684272953200098" border="0" /></a>Well, the ads may look similar but I bet the clothes aren’t. I’m sure the Versace togs aren’t made of nylon and fall apart after one wash! What is she thinking hawking this crap all over the High Street! She must really need the money? But then I guess babies don’t come cheap these days!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2982687968238615581?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-14596970601963884212007-01-27T03:48:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:12.871-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rbs-Zm3eDbI/AAAAAAAAAgw/IvJ6BpVL0cg/s1600-h/144890362_d230390cd2_m.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rbs-Zm3eDbI/AAAAAAAAAgw/IvJ6BpVL0cg/s320/144890362_d230390cd2_m.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024678418912775602" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">Pete Burns</span></strong>, is suing his plastic surgeon for a reported £1m. Pete hired the surgeon to remove lip implants and the surgery didn’t go as planned. He’s now claiming that the messed up procedure<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rbs-Zm3eDbI/AAAAAAAAAgw/IvJ6BpVL0cg/s1600-h/144890362_d230390cd2_m.jpg"></a><p> has ruined his career and life. </p> <p>He said, <em>“It has taken away my life and my career. I saw doctors in </em><st1:city><st1:place><em>London</em></st1:place></st1:city><em> who said the only option was to amputate my lips. I was suicidal.</em></p> <p><em>“Eventually I found a doctor in </em><st1:country-region><st1:place><em>Italy</em></st1:place></st1:country-region><em> who knew the product and said he could remove it. I had 17 months of procedures and now I am back again having more.” </em></p> <p>He has now had almost 100 procedures to correct the mess. </p> <p>Pete said, <em>“What happened to me after a series of injections was far worse than any nightmare I could have envisaged. Not only was it agonisingly painful but it was physically repulsive in the extreme. It was impossible to lead any life whatsoever. I was unable to leave my house as I was so distorted with swelling.</em></p> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rbs-fW3eDcI/AAAAAAAAAg4/AVu4Ka_8-n0/s1600-h/lipsburns1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 243px; height: 212px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rbs-fW3eDcI/AAAAAAAAAg4/AVu4Ka_8-n0/s320/lipsburns1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024678517697023426" border="0" /></a><em>“At times it leaves me seriously suicidal and depressed and I could have problems for the rest of my life.” <o:p></o:p></em></p> <p><em><span style="font-style: normal;">Ouch! If that’s not a warning for anyone contemplating a trout pout I don’t know what is? Are you listening Melanie Griffiths?!!<o:p></o:p></span></em></p> <span style="font-size:100%;"><em><span style="font-style: normal;">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span></em><a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/"> </a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1459697060196388421?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-55453285339542871972007-01-27T03:19:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:13.566-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rbs6l23eDaI/AAAAAAAAAgk/kmABFkqks9U/s1600-h/parisxposed.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 252px; height: 236px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rbs6l23eDaI/AAAAAAAAAgk/kmABFkqks9U/s320/parisxposed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024674231319661986" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Well it’s good and bad news this week for old wonky eye, Parisite Hilton; The good news is that she managed to get away with just 36-months of probation and a $390 fine for her drunk driving case.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"> The bad news is that the th</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">e</span> website Paris Hilton Exposed received record hits and the contents leaked all over the internet.</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The site is the result of personal papers videos and files of Paris which were sold by a storage company f</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">or unpaid bills. Some bright spark bought them and put the lot online.<br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rbs54G3eDZI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/9a6OmsouCtM/s1600-h/paris-hilrton-sex-tape.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rbs54G3eDZI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/9a6OmsouCtM/s320/paris-hilrton-sex-tape.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024673445340646802" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Unfortunately for Hilton these include a whole loada new Paris sex tapes plus a number of other embarrassing items including: prescriptions for OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorde</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">rs, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex. Ewww! And a medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.<br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rbs5OG3eDYI/AAAAAAAAAgI/dS8TXNWrGFY/s1600-h/parisgrossness.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 290px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rbs5OG3eDYI/AAAAAAAAAgI/dS8TXNWrGFY/s320/parisgrossness.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024672723786141058" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">All the videos are in one download </span><a style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/paris-hilton/paris-hilton-exposed-again-002111">here</a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> .</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><br />Shorter downloads of parts of the tapes are at the following links:</span> </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/13203464/ParisExpTr.wmv" target="new">Part 1</a>, <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/13246731/P4r1sBd01.rar" target="new">Part 2</a>, <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/13246902/P4r1sBd02.rar" target="new">Part 3</a>, <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/13269249/PAr1sT0b1.rar" target="new">Part 4</a>, <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/13269450/PAr1sT0b2.rar" target="new">Part 5</a>, <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/13269667/PAr1sT0b3.rar" target="new">Part 6</a>, <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/13260727/PAr1sTpls01.rar" target="new">Part 7</a>, <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/13267555/pAR1sbudie01.rar" target="new">Part 8</a>, <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/13282359/PAr1sc0mp01.rar" target="new">Part 9</a>, <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/13353232/PAr1sbzn01.rar" target="new">Part 10</a></span><span style="font-size:100%;"> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><br /><br />And this is the woman who called Britney an animal!</span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-5545328533954287197?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-32826288187672381562007-01-21T15:21:00.000-08:002007-01-21T15:27:26.778-08:00You Tube is a bloggers dream especially when you can't be bothered to post much! There are some real gems on there so I thought I'd post some of my favourites each month.<br /><br />This months favourite is yet again, the incomparable Ann Miller and her legendary helmet hair, this time on the "Dinah Shore show", pushing, her then Broadway hit, "Sugar Babies" and opening with a belting version of "I feel A song Coming On" As ever the voice and hair are as big as ever! Enjoy!<br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KWWf0NboxAo"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KWWf0NboxAo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></object><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-3282628818767238156?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-31058945171936782902007-01-20T06:02:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:14.279-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIhKr158-I/AAAAAAAAAfQ/yJwyhlBySLc/s1600-h/jakeg011807_01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIhKr158-I/AAAAAAAAAfQ/yJwyhlBySLc/s320/jakeg011807_01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022113001922753506" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">The I Definitely Would Hunk Of The Month</span></span><br /><br />GQ features the delectable Jake Gyllenhaal on their cover this month and the hottie never looked hotter!<br /><br />He just seems to get better and better as he gets older. He may not be conventionally handsome but the boy certainly has something and those eyes are just dreamy. <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIh5r158_I/AAAAAAAAAfY/WaURKd1-CZg/s1600-h/Jake-Gyllenhall2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 177px; height: 293px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIh5r158_I/AAAAAAAAAfY/WaURKd1-CZg/s320/Jake-Gyllenhall2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022113809376605170" border="0" /></a><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">I guess it also doesn’t hurt he has a fantastic body after all that cycling and running with fellow dreamboat Matthew McConaughey definitely paid off (lycra never looked so good!)<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">It looks like he’s no stranger to the gym either, if those biceps are anything to go by! If all that wasn’t enough he has one of the cutest smiles in <st1:city><st1:place>Hollywood</st1:place></st1:city>.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIkC7159BI/AAAAAAAAAf0/1KQ1v_Tdeg4/s1600-h/JakeGyllenhaal_200769.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIkC7159BI/AAAAAAAAAf0/1KQ1v_Tdeg4/s200/JakeGyllenhaal_200769.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022116167313650706" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">I’m ashamed to say, I was never much of a fan before <st1:place><st1:placename>Brokeback</st1:placename> <st1:placetype>Mountain</st1:placetype></st1:place> but he’s certainly got my attention now! Woof!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-3105894517193678290?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-19652182326906111642007-01-20T05:58:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:07.731-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIgkL1589I/AAAAAAAAAfE/MtpJg_5PEt0/s1600-h/raquelgorge.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIgkL1589I/AAAAAAAAAfE/MtpJg_5PEt0/s320/raquelgorge.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022112340497789906" border="0" /></a>She may be of pension-able age, but Raquel Welch could still give some of the younger It girls a run for her money! Still stunning in her sixties the old girl turned up for a MAC cosmetics party in her honour looking fabulous. It may be mostly surgery but hey! That’s great looking surgery!<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">Raquel will be following previous legends, Diana Ross, Liza Minnelli and Catherine Deneuve as the face of their “Icons” cosmetic campaign. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1965218232690611164?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-12393528327894098802007-01-20T05:47:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:04.255-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIeqb1587I/AAAAAAAAAek/z0_MTQVAkiI/s1600-h/bb+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 421px; height: 163px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIeqb1587I/AAAAAAAAAek/z0_MTQVAkiI/s400/bb+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022110248848716722" border="0" /></a><br />Good grief isn’t it bad enough that Britney looks like her stylist is Helen Keller and her weaves were borrowed from Whitney in her crack days? Does she also have to go around pulling the most unflattering faces as well? <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIfUL1588I/AAAAAAAAAes/OBLORXZ00sY/s1600-h/britney21.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 225px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIfUL1588I/AAAAAAAAAes/OBLORXZ00sY/s400/britney21.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022110966108255170" border="0" /></a>Surely after all this time in the public eye Britney has learned that when the paps are around you try and smile and look composed instead of looking like a retarded child! Lately I’m starting to wonder if we weren’t better off looking at her cooter, than that sulky sow of a face.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Sort it out Britney and while you’re at it learn some table manners the pictures of you eating lunch, nearly made me lose mine!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1239352832789409880?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-24784610222354305032007-01-20T05:16:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:08.445-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIcsL1582I/AAAAAAAAAdw/Vnoo2K84XJk/s1600-h/jade.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIcsL1582I/AAAAAAAAAdw/Vnoo2K84XJk/s320/jade.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022108079890232162" border="0" /></a>So after all the histrionics in the Celebrity Big Brother House this week, Jade Goody got evicted. It seems incredible that a dreary reality show could result in a diplomatic incident and force the Prime Minister to answer questions in Parliament! <span style="">The only good thing is that Ghastly G</span><span style="">oody and fellow bully Danielle Lloyd have lost several valuable merchandising deals and are pretty much the most hated people in Britain. </span> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>Just before her eviction Jade addressed the nation via the diary room, “I aint racial” (I’m assuming the dumb blob meant racist) blubbed the vile fish wife.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIdEL1584I/AAAAAAAAAeA/TeCxf3bTX_E/s1600-h/jadegoody011907.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIdEL1584I/AAAAAAAAAeA/TeCxf3bTX_E/s320/jadegoody011907.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022108492207092610" border="0" /></a>To be honest I don’t care if she’s racist and in all honesty she probably isn’t, I’m just glad to see the back of the mealy mouthed fishwife and her pig ugly face. She may not be racist but she’s an overbearing stupid bully and I really hope Shilpa goes on to win if only to show that class will out! </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Shilpa claims she’s there to represent her country presumably Jermaine Jackson and Dirk Benedict feel the same way, how depressing that our representatives in the UK are Jade Goody and her coven of fellow imbeciles, who can barely speak English.<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Thanks to the producers of Celebrity Big Brother the <st1:country-region><st1:place>UK</st1:place></st1:country-region> is now a laughing stock.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2478461022235430503?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-4072095707259463672007-01-20T05:11:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:15.198-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIVM71580I/AAAAAAAAAdY/EVUqXfMB0u0/s1600-h/katedrunk4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIVM71580I/AAAAAAAAAdY/EVUqXfMB0u0/s320/katedrunk4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022099846437925698" border="0" /></a>Well Kate Moss and Pete Doherty had something to celebrate this week. Pete, in court again, managed to avoid a prison sentence for the millionth time (surely his luck is gonna run out soon?) and Kate celebrated her 33^rd birthday, which in model years is like 103 but give the girl her due she’s still working and top of the model heap! <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIVX71581I/AAAAAAAAAdg/VTUt4yUTe2U/s1600-h/katedrunk3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIVX71581I/AAAAAAAAAdg/VTUt4yUTe2U/s320/katedrunk3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022100035416486738" border="0" /></a>Ironic then, that Kate spent her birthday wasted and looking like the wreck of the Hesperus, a look more usually associated with her boyfriend. Whilst Pete called it a night early and looked relatively together! Looks like all the birthday partying with Sadie Frost & co. took its toll on Kate.<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">If she wants to stay top of the heap much longer a few early nights are in order!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-407209570725946367?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-72049421044204565042007-01-18T07:02:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:10.671-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIEF7158xI/AAAAAAAAAco/JmQc4ZZ0Iu0/s1600-h/281x211.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIEF7158xI/AAAAAAAAAco/JmQc4ZZ0Iu0/s320/281x211.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022081034481169170" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" lang="EN-GB"><span>Now that Justin Timberlake got his "sexy back" and dumped her Cameron Diaz is obviously not taking the split well. Unlike Reese Witherspoon who never looked better since her split with Ryan Philippe and pretty much stole the show at The Golden Globes. Cameron is obviously over compensating with a hideous new hair colour and <span style=""> </span>trowled on drag queen slap, to add to her woes she also sported one of the worst frock horrors on the red carpet.</span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span>Whilst Cameron has had a fixed smile for the media recently and claimed in a recent interview </span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIEPL158yI/AAAAAAAAAcw/-ZspE_Bo4jc/s1600-h/caccm_0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIEPL158yI/AAAAAAAAAcw/-ZspE_Bo4jc/s320/caccm_0.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022081193394959138" border="0" /></a><span>“I love being alone, and being by myself. And I’m reallye! Cameron n</span><span> good at it too.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span>“Not in a weird ‘leave me alone’ kind of way, but I’m just much more comfortable wh</span><span>en I’m by myself.”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span>It seems the reality is that she is taking the break up very badly; Page Six reports: <o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span>Cameron Diaz is not over <span style="">Justin Timberlake</span> just yet, and things got heated when she saw her ex chatting up <span style="">Jessica Biel</span> in <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">L.A.</st1:place></st1:city> after the Golden Globes. Sources say the temperamental star "blew up" at <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Biel</st1:place></st1:city> after she saw Timberlake flirting with her. Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where "they had an awkward conversation." The "Charlie's Angels" star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up <st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">Biel</st1:city></st1:place> - and screamed at the "Illusionist" star. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIEWr158zI/AAAAAAAAAc4/7zrX8aPFf-k/s1600-h/cam_0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RbIEWr158zI/AAAAAAAAAc4/7zrX8aPFf-k/s320/cam_0.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022081322243978034" border="0" /></a><span>"If that's how she wants to get him back, it won't work," said our insider. "She's desperate."<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span>Hmm happy to be alone? Sounds more like bunny boiling stalker to me she needs to get a grip before she ends up becoming the new Jennifer Aniston and whiles she’s at it ditch the lousy hair colour and clown make up and get a bit of dignity! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p><span style="color:black;"><span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br /></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color:black;"><span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">More</span> <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile<o:p></o:p></a></span></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-7204942104420456504?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-87642157135100703702007-01-18T06:08:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:23.519-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra-AbL158wI/AAAAAAAAAcc/Ln9hVHfkyW8/s1600-h/Lindsay%20Lohan%20pic3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5021373314065101570" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra-AbL158wI/AAAAAAAAAcc/Ln9hVHfkyW8/s320/Lindsay%2520Lohan%2520pic3.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Well it’s hardly a surprise but Lindsay Lohan has checked herself and her </span><a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2007/01/lindsay-lohans-liver-ready-to-call-it.html"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">decimated liver</span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> into Rehab. At only 20 it’s pretty sad that things have to come to this but Lindsay remains up-beat releasing the following statement: </span></span><div><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ironically the man who originally branded her “Firecrotch” Brandon Davis <s>the beached whale</s> oil heir was instrumental in persuading Lindsay to check herself into The Wonderland treatment centre in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Los Angeles</st1:place></st1:city>.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Let’s just hope she stays in there for a bit and gets well. Unlike Nicole Richie and her Rehab spell that saw her out clubbing almost straight away!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;"></span><br /><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">More </span><a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Rank &amp; Bile</span></a></span></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-8764215713510070370?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-4906220635802488732007-01-16T15:40:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:11.375-07:00Last night's Golden Globes red carpet was a huge disappointment. Normally there at least a dozen monstrosities paraded down the red carpet but this year everyone was playing it safe sartorially and the result was a well groomed but ultimately dull showing.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1iwb158pI/AAAAAAAAAbI/lUEnMR46sZc/s1600-h/beyonce1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1iwb158pI/AAAAAAAAAbI/lUEnMR46sZc/s320/beyonce1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5020777743835067026" border="0" /></a>However all was not entirely lost, despite the best stylists money can buy someone always gets it drastically wrong and whilst year there may have been less of them than usual there was still some ghastly garb on display. So here we present the Golden Globe Frock Horrors for 2007:<br /><br />First up Beyonce! Lordy! That bitch needs to stop letting her mother dress her cos judging by this ghastly gold number her mother is in fact a retired Drag Queen from Arkansas. Well thank heavens, at least her wig was glued on right this time!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1jPb158rI/AAAAAAAAAbY/hi_CVoUJ6lg/s1600-h/73004395.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1jPb158rI/AAAAAAAAAbY/hi_CVoUJ6lg/s320/73004395.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5020778276411011762" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Vanessa Williams of Ugly Betty Fame. Good grief! The dress is actually not bad. But what’s with the dead animal act on top?<br /><br />Unfortunately it looks like the fur is real unlike that fright wig she’s wearing! Crikey! Even Whitney on crack sported better weaves than that bird nest.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1jXL158sI/AAAAAAAAAbg/4OxNWO4tKsQ/s1600-h/image2359852.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1jXL158sI/AAAAAAAAAbg/4OxNWO4tKsQ/s320/image2359852.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5020778409554997954" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Jennifer Love-Hewitt eek! Busy, busy, busy. Like her name there's just too much of it.<br /><br />All that shiny gold plus 3 different patterns and what’s with the panel at the front it looks like a weightlifter’s belt with a bow on it.<br /><br />Hideous! And someone needs to tell her she’s too old for hair that long.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1jj7158tI/AAAAAAAAAbo/HCpGYU82umk/s1600-h/image2359815.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1jj7158tI/AAAAAAAAAbo/HCpGYU82umk/s320/image2359815.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5020778628598330066" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />P Diddy seems to have borrowed an old smoking jacket from some twenties drama or is it just a tux he stole from from a 70’s third rate Vegas lounge act?<br /><br />Either way it’s truly hideous and should be burned immediately, in fact it looks like just a whiff of a cigarette and the whole thing would melt like cheap polyester.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1js7158uI/AAAAAAAAAbw/AQ4iaDusBNA/s1600-h/73005344.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1js7158uI/AAAAAAAAAbw/AQ4iaDusBNA/s320/73005344.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5020778783217152738" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Cameron Diaz, no wonder Justin dumped you, for a start that dark hair is just so un-flattering and harsh and what the hell is that flouncy fluffy bit of ruffled tat you are wearing.<br /><br />She might just have got away with it if she was a foot taller and ten years younger….well maybe.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1j3r158vI/AAAAAAAAAb4/8Qh3jSuRm8s/s1600-h/73005182.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 168px; height: 269px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1j3r158vI/AAAAAAAAAb4/8Qh3jSuRm8s/s320/73005182.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5020778967900746482" border="0" /></a><br />Sienna Miller actually wore quite a nice Alexander McQueen dress but for some reason she wore her hair like across between Tina Turner and Heidi giving her the look of a demented milk maid! Sienna needs to learn you need to do a spot of grooming if you ever want designers to lend you a dress again!<br /><br />Well they were a bit parse this year but nice to see there’s always a few Frock horrors at every award show.<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-490622063580248873?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-20112338492363033662007-01-16T14:51:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:12.094-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1XUr158nI/AAAAAAAAAaw/tYJ5CBlOiQ4/s1600-h/url.htm"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1XUr158nI/AAAAAAAAAaw/tYJ5CBlOiQ4/s320/url.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5020765172465791602" border="0" /></a>Last night Lulu and I went to see the new Cate Blanchett and Judi Dench movie Notes On A Scandal. What a great film and so good to see Dame Judi out of that “Lavender Girls” “Mrs Henderson” <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/03/judi-dench-nothing-like-dame.html">Dotty old lady rut</a> she’s been stuck in for ages. This time Judi gets to play bad, in fact psycho lesbian from hell bad! And she’s great!<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">Cate Blanchett, not normally one of my favourite actresses, turns in a brilliantly underplayed and restrained performance and even that old ham Bill Nighy for once plays someone other than himself.<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1XZ7158oI/AAAAAAAAAa4/eK13nMxIn1A/s1600-h/scscs.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Ra1XZ7158oI/AAAAAAAAAa4/eK13nMxIn1A/s200/scscs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5020765262660104834" border="0" /></a><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Judi’s usual fans however may find her portrayal of her a hard bitten, psychotic, spinster, school teacher a little hard to stomach but I loved it. Highly recommended this film goes on general release February 2^nd Go see it!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2011233849236303366?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-22214802774993634892007-01-14T02:42:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:17.506-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaoKIr158kI/AAAAAAAAAaM/OJhv4C5Ovro/s1600-h/angelina-jolie-veins.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaoKIr158kI/AAAAAAAAAaM/OJhv4C5Ovro/s320/angelina-jolie-veins.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5019835878981890626" border="0" /></a>I never thought I’d be posting Angelina Jolie in one of my You Were Never Fuglier Posts! The woman is flawless and has quite possibly the most beautiful face in the world but it seems even Angelina is not completely perfect.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaoLEr158mI/AAAAAAAAAak/_PzgiKyY2E0/s1600-h/angelina-jolie-pitt-same.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaoLEr158mI/AAAAAAAAAak/_PzgiKyY2E0/s400/angelina-jolie-pitt-same.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5019836909774041698" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Whilst she may have the face of a goddess it appears she has the arms of an eighty yr old woman and the hands to match!<br /><br />Eww those are some seriously ugly veins on her arms and it looks like she has a nasty case of that Hollywood affliction, “zombie hands”. Well at least it gives hope to the rest of us mere mortals that she isn’t completely flawless!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2221480277499363489?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-69547039095341800522007-01-14T02:38:00.000-08:002007-01-21T14:42:58.221-08:00<p class="MsoNormal">Jake <span style="">Gyllenhaal proved he’s not just a pretty face, with his appearance on Saturday Night Live, he has a sense of humour too. Not only that, the boy can sing as well, as he demonstrated in a sequin dress and wig as he belted out a pretty damn good rendition of “And I am telling you I'm not going”</span> from <span style=""><a href="http://www.dreamgirlsmovie.com/" target="_blank">Dreamgirls</a></span>!<span style=""><o:p><br /></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="">Watch Jake in full Diva mode and while you’re at it check out those biceps! Who’d have thought it? <span style=""> </span>He actually looks mighty good in that dress!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pmG2gBAcN-8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pmG2gBAcN-8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span><o:p></o:p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-6954703909534180052?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-68605988506878271022007-01-14T02:33:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:16.051-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaoH0r158jI/AAAAAAAAAaA/4K0qEC6FxGI/s1600-h/living_tree_cover.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 263px; height: 269px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaoH0r158jI/AAAAAAAAAaA/4K0qEC6FxGI/s320/living_tree_cover.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5019833336361251378" border="0" /></a>There’s just no stopping Dame Shirley Bassey. Here recent version of Pink’s “Get this party started” fronted the Christmas M&S ad and now, The Tigress from <st1:place><st1:placename>Tiger</st1:placename> <st1:placetype>Bay</st1:placetype></st1:place> is celebrating her 70^th birthday with the release of a new single “The Living Tree”. She’s back! And her voice has lost none of its power. <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>Check out the single including the great “shaken and not stirred” and “Bimbo Jones” remixes at Shirley’s website <a href="http://www2.blogger.com/www.dameshirleybassey.com">www.dameshirleybassey.com</a> and hear the original version at Shirley’s <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=79959328">Myspace page</a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p>Happy Birthday Shirley Bassey The Queen of all Diva’s!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-6860598850687827102?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-64706111115100062342007-01-14T02:26:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:16.800-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaoFir158hI/AAAAAAAAAZo/Yn1ZJMhg8v8/s1600-h/lohan.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 417px; height: 258px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaoFir158hI/AAAAAAAAAZo/Yn1ZJMhg8v8/s400/lohan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5019830828100350482" border="0" /></a><br />Good grief now I’m all for a bit of airbrushing here and there, hell! I’ve even taken the Photoshop blur tool to a few of my own pics in the past but there is a limit. Lindsay Lohan appears as the new face of <span style=""> </span>Miu Miu and what on earth were they thinking? I really don’t see the point in making a “celebrity” the face of your ad campaign if you are going to airbrush the out of all recognition!<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaoGEb158iI/AAAAAAAAAZw/QsLL7OjI1os/s1600-h/z4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaoGEb158iI/AAAAAAAAAZw/QsLL7OjI1os/s320/z4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5019831407920935458" border="0" /></a>There’s no way I would have guessed it was Ho Han from this shot, especially when you compare it with this candid shot form the Golden Globes last week, where Lindsay, looked like her partying, operation and decimated liver are well and truly catching up with her!<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Jeez! Is there any of the original photo left in that ad!<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-6470611111510006234?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-56007811352174222632007-01-13T14:37:00.001-08:002007-01-13T14:56:42.085-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RalhH7158gI/AAAAAAAAAZY/tzoksPAEvpY/s1600-h/KylieWylie_061211101649584_wideweb__300x450.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5019650048631894530" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RalhH7158gI/AAAAAAAAAZY/tzoksPAEvpY/s320/KylieWylie_061211101649584_wideweb__300x450.jpg" border="0" /></a>For those of you who didn't get the chance to see Kylie's fabulous Showgirl Homecoming Shows don't forget to tune into channel four tonight at 10.10pm to see the diminutive icon's fabulous comeback concert. Recorded in front of a capacity crowd in Australia this really was a homecoming for Australia's own showgirl and superstar.<br />With all new choreography and stunninning costumes the show is absolutely spectacular. The Queen of Pop is back and better than ever. Welcome back Kylie!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-5600781135217422263?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-4209301272240418902007-01-13T05:31:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:20.521-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RajhWr158dI/AAAAAAAAAY0/7Y3oN1X1-FM/s1600-h/0340818867.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 205px; height: 289px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RajhWr158dI/AAAAAAAAAY0/7Y3oN1X1-FM/s320/0340818867.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5019509564546609618" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Watching the English<br /></span>By<span style="font-size:100%;"> </span><span style=""><a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/202-6658000-0119866?%5Fencoding=UTF8&search-type=ss&amp;index=books-uk&field-author=Kate%20Fox"><span style="">Kate Fox</span></a><br /></span>This (very) non academic anthropological study of The English probably seemed like a clever and amusing idea when it was first imagined and it’s true, there is the germ of a good book in there, unfortunately Kate Fox didn’t manage to get it onto the paper successfully. Though the beginning is mildly amusing, the whole thing just becomes a somewhat tedious and repetitive collection of clichés with a tone that you might use with a slightly retarded child. If you want to read a truly amusing study of English people and their behaviour go elsewhere, people from Jeremy Paxman and Jeremy Clarkson and Godfrey Smith have tackled the topic with far more wit and aplomb.<br /><br />Not recommended unless you are stuck for a present for someone like a senile American Aunt.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rajhmb158eI/AAAAAAAAAY8/d5ST-yMA9gk/s1600-h/keenan_lucky_star.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 209px; height: 274px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rajhmb158eI/AAAAAAAAAY8/d5ST-yMA9gk/s320/keenan_lucky_star.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5019509835129549282" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >My Lucky Star<br /></span>By <span style=""><a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/202-6658000-0119866?%5Fencoding=UTF8&search-type=ss&amp;index=books-uk&field-author=Joe%20Keenan"><span style="">Joe Keenan</span></a><br /></span>Philip Claire and Gilbert ride again in Joe Keenan’s third novel for anyone who has read his first two “putting on the Ritz” and “Blue Heaven” the style remains the same with a farce like plot told with panache and a glut of witty one liners. This time our hapless heroes are embroiled in the world of Hollywood where the usual hilarity ensues.<br />For those of you yet to tackle Joe’s books I strongly recommend them for light humorous entertainment they are sublime, just don’t expect Dostoyevsky! The quality of the humour is hardly surprising for a writer who used to work on the television series Frasier.<br /><br />Highly recommended for a light and fun read.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rajh77158fI/AAAAAAAAAZE/m-UpTbQ0Lhk/s1600-h/GetImages.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 197px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Rajh77158fI/AAAAAAAAAZE/m-UpTbQ0Lhk/s320/GetImages.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5019510204496736754" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Red Carpets and Other Banana Skins</span><br />By <span style=""><a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/203-8505132-6395907?%5Fencoding=UTF8&search-type=ss&amp;index=books-uk&field-author=Rupert%20Everett"><span style="">Rupert Everet</span></a></span><br />You get the impression the Rupert got bored of writing his book half way through in the same way I got bored reading it half way through! It starts well as study of a young actor to break into “the Biz” but then becomes muddled and disjointed with a huge amount of jumping around. There are some fascinating vignettes but like his acting it’s patchy at best and whilst he holds forth ad nauseum on some topics others are skimmed over to the point of neglect. Somewhere in there is a good book and with a little more time and a tougher editor one day it might emerge.<br /><br />Fascinating in places but a disappointment overall.<br /><br />All books available at Rank &amp; Bile Monthly Picks <a href="http://astore.amazon.com/thequeensofcamp/104-6070317-1445558">US Edition</a> & <a href="http://astore.amazon.co.uk/ranbil-21">UK Edition</a><br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-420930127224041890?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-23127540184562764402007-01-13T04:51:00.000-08:002007-01-13T05:08:44.484-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RajZx7158cI/AAAAAAAAAYo/LhMm-GRi8A4/s1600-h/shot-02-082+RGB.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RajZx7158cI/AAAAAAAAAYo/LhMm-GRi8A4/s320/shot-02-082+RGB.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5019501236605022658" border="0" /></a>All Hail the new pop sensation Mika. I can't stop playing his first single "Grace Kelly" which is getting masses of air play here in the UK.<br /><br />I'm sure this fabulously talented and gorgeous 23 yr old has a massive future and I for one can't wait till the release of his Album next month!<br /><br />Catch Mika on Jools Holland's show below:<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mC9UzFhNlbA"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mC9UzFhNlbA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></object><br />Hear "Grace Kelly" on Mika's MySpace page: <a href="http://www.myspace.com/mikamyspace">http://www.myspace.com/mikamyspace</a><br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2312754018456276440?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-1036902170711405072007-01-11T13:23:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:19.108-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaasCb158aI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/G5u7FPD4d5o/s1600-h/natenquirercover.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaasCb158aI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/G5u7FPD4d5o/s320/natenquirercover.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018887992584565154" border="0" /></a>It seems Britney’s publicist version of the events on NYE at "Pure" are a little at odds with many eye witness reports, including that of “Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous” host, Robin Leach. Whilst Britney’s rep insisted she just walked out because she was feeling tired and didn’t collapse at all, Robin tells a different story:<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">In an exclusive interview with ABC News Radio, Leach says: "She suddenly slides to the floor. Pandemonium and panic break out in her 27-strong person camp. The woman standing two feet away from me immediately shouts out at the top of her voice, 'Make sure there are no pictures, no photographers at all!'<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaasNb158bI/AAAAAAAAAYY/Icwndwyr6Jk/s1600-h/brit.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaasNb158bI/AAAAAAAAAYY/Icwndwyr6Jk/s200/brit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018888181563126194" border="0" /></a>"At the same time, her bodyguard, who was four feet from me, calls for extra security, and the bodyguards from Pure nightclub race up there." Britney was then carried out.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Hmm still saying you left early cos you were tired Britney?</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-103690217071140507?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-54208264332478434562007-01-11T13:10:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:18.320-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaaojL158YI/AAAAAAAAAX4/ZjBlYznMeKM/s1600-h/Lindsay+Lohan-65.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaaojL158YI/AAAAAAAAAX4/ZjBlYznMeKM/s320/Lindsay+Lohan-65.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018884157178769794" border="0" /></a>It seems Rank & Bile<a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2007/01/lohan-hospitalised-again.html"> spoke to soon</a> when we jokingly said doctors should have replaced Lindsay Lohan’s Liver while they were conducting her appendectomy. According to <a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63752" target="_blank">The National</a><a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63752" target="_blank"> Enquirer</a>, when <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> was in the hospital to have her operation, her blood work showed that Lindsay's liver enzymes are "extremely elevated," and she has now been warned she may die, if she doesn't stop drinking.<o:p></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">"The appendectomy was routine, but what doctors discovered in her blood work was not," a source close to the actress told The Enquirer.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaaqVb158ZI/AAAAAAAAAYE/ZrJHTmAoCcc/s1600-h/lindsay_lohan_bedroom_01%2Bcopy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaaqVb158ZI/AAAAAAAAAYE/ZrJHTmAoCcc/s320/lindsay_lohan_bedroom_01%2Bcopy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018886119978824082" border="0" /></a>"Lindsay's liver panel shows her drinking is taking a terrible toll on her health. Her liver enzymes are extremely elevated, and doctors warned her if she doesn't quit boozing she could die!" In addition to the raised enzymes, the levels of protein in her liver were shockingly low — so low her doctors "couldn't believe she was even walking around," said an insider.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Good grief the girl is only 20 and already she’s a broken down drunk with a clapped out liver! How much is she knocking back for Gods sake? Even Larry Hagman’s sozzled old liver lasted him until he hit 65!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-5420826433247843456?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-84337798896997577422007-01-11T13:02:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:19.809-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaanBr158XI/AAAAAAAAAXs/eWxz8oTAu6A/s1600-h/BritneySpearsBirthday1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaanBr158XI/AAAAAAAAAXs/eWxz8oTAu6A/s320/BritneySpearsBirthday1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018882482141524338" border="0" /></a><a href="http://splashnewsonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Britney Spears</a> has a stylist! Who knew? The poor soul is Britt Bardo, who is doing everything in her power to distance herself from Britney:<o:p></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">Britt Bardo, whose clients include the likes of Kate Hudson, Jennifer Lopez and Eva Mendes, was overheard telling folks that she’s not responsible for the look of the “Oops, I Did It Again” crooner, according to In Touch Weekly. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">'Yes, I’ve done Britney Spears, but don’t blame me, okay?' Bardo said. 'I make her up and she just takes everything off and does her own thing.'</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>Hmm I hear <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/tinstletown-tina-diet.html">Rachel Zoe</a> has a vacancy since she lost Nicole and not only will your dress sense improve <span style=""> </span>Britney, you’ll probably lose a whole lot of weight with Rachel as your <s>dealer</s> stylist!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/l">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-8433779889699757742?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-19728425393485956042007-01-11T12:50:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:22.814-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Raak5L158VI/AAAAAAAAAXU/Kjj_IIaixW0/s1600-h/victoria+and+david+beckham.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Raak5L158VI/AAAAAAAAAXU/Kjj_IIaixW0/s320/victoria+and+david+beckham.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018880137089380690" border="0" /></a>Watch out Hollywood! <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/search/label/Posh">The Beckham Brand</a> is about to hit town. David Beckham has signed a five-year contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer, to start when he leaves Real Madrid. <p>"I am proud to have played for two of the biggest clubs in football and I look forward to the new challenge of growing the world's most popular game in a country that is as passionate about its sport as my own," he said in a statement released Today.<o:p></o:p></p> <p><br /></p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Raak-r158WI/AAAAAAAAAXc/zOwMOlsGKZw/s1600-h/mad1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Raak-r158WI/AAAAAAAAAXc/zOwMOlsGKZw/s200/mad1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018880231578661218" border="0" /></a>As we <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/david-victoria-beckham-hollywoods-hired_08.html">predicted</a> at Rank & Bile David will also be teaching soccer skills to the kids of the <st1:place>Hollywood</st1:place> elite and the first pupil on his books is none other than Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s adopted son Maddox. The footy-mad five-year-old has already enrolled at the <st1:place><st1:placename>David</st1:placename> <st1:placename>Beckham</st1:placename> <st1:placename>Soccer</st1:placename> <st1:placetype>Academy</st1:placetype></st1:place> in <st1:city><st1:place>Los Angeles</st1:place></st1:city>, and now Pitt, 42, wants the ex-England captain to give Cambodian-born Maddox some one-on-one coaching.</p> <p>Hmm I’m sure <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/search/label/Posh">David and Victoria</a> were rather hoping to be invited to The Pitt’s house as guests rather than the hired help!</p> <p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1972842539348595604?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-47631717846888679112007-01-11T12:45:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:22.120-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Raaiyb158UI/AAAAAAAAAXI/BkZV7YZmHeo/s1600-h/De+Carlo,+Yvonne_03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/Raaiyb158UI/AAAAAAAAAXI/BkZV7YZmHeo/s320/De+Carlo,+Yvonne_03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018877822102008130" border="0" /></a>Yvonne De Carlo has died. She was 84, the beautiful star who played Moses' wife in "The Ten Commandments" <span style=""> </span>went on to have a film and Broadway career of some note, including a Tony for her dazzling performance in Stephen Sondheim’s “Follies” on Broadway in 1971. Despite her successful film and stage career, Yvonne will sadly, only, be remembered by most, for her portrayal of Lily Munster, in the long running comedy TV Show “The Munsters”<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">De Carlo died of natural causes Monday at the Motion Picture & Television facility in suburban Woodland Hills, <span style=""> </span>She had been ill for some time following a stroke. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Rest in peace Yvonne De Carlo.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4763171784688867911?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-24381154485144243232007-01-09T13:57:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:21.420-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaQQqjJfUgI/AAAAAAAAAW8/ZXxq2XQgNgM/s1600-h/010807lohan.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 278px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaQQqjJfUgI/AAAAAAAAAW8/ZXxq2XQgNgM/s320/010807lohan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018154207973167618" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">Seems Lindsay Lohan isn’t gonna keep a little thing like an appendectomy keep her from partying. Despite only leaving hospital last Thursday Ho Han was partying as hard as ever over the weekend.</span></strong><p><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">Which does make you wonder if the whole appendix thing isn’t a hoax according to some witnesses HoHan was partying hard Wednesday night then was in and out of hospital in a day and back to partying a day after that! Could this just be another excuse for her not wanting to turn up for work again?<br /></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">Ho han is currently filming her new “stripper” film but the whole thing smacks of the controversy over her last movie when she was accused of partying to the point of hospitalisation and holding up filming. I guess she needed abetter excuse than the “exhaustion” one she used last time!<o:p></o:p></span></strong></p> <p><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2438115448514424323?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-8766418246413552762007-01-09T13:50:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:24.277-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaQPEzJfUeI/AAAAAAAAAWk/-_bSmJV18Go/s1600-h/angelina-jolie-maddox-baby-200h.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaQPEzJfUeI/AAAAAAAAAWk/-_bSmJV18Go/s320/angelina-jolie-maddox-baby-200h.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018152459921478114" border="0" /></a>Angelina Jolie and her team are back peddling furiously after last weeks attack on Her Madgesty. In an interview in <em>Gala</em> magazine, last Thursday, Jolie said of Madonna and her efforts to adopt 1-year-old David:<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">"Madonna knew the situation in <st1:country-region><st1:place>Malawi</st1:place></st1:country-region>, where (David) was born. It's a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption. Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal."<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">After the press had a filed day reporting on the apparent feud Angelina and her publicist quickly went into damage limitation mode:</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaQPLDJfUfI/AAAAAAAAAWs/KL4LySY-144/s1600-h/xin_51010404095387972523.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 270px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaQPLDJfUfI/AAAAAAAAAWs/KL4LySY-144/s320/xin_51010404095387972523.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018152567295660530" border="0" /></a> "The article included many falsehoods," Jolie said in a statement on Monday. "I said many positive things that were omitted. I feel we must focus on the present and I encourage everyone to be supportive so that every child can adjust nicely to their new home. I have been horrified by the attacks she's been subjected to,"<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Hmm that’s not what you were saying last week Angelina, when it was you doing the attacking!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile </a></o:p></p> <span style=""><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><!--[endif]--></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-876641824641355276?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-85521888495946482122007-01-09T13:35:00.000-08:002007-01-09T13:48:48.652-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaQNPTJfUcI/AAAAAAAAAWE/0my0DkfYs20/s1600-h/cumming_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaQNPTJfUcI/AAAAAAAAAWE/0my0DkfYs20/s320/cumming_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018150441286848962" border="0" /></a>Congratulations to Alan Cumming and American graphic artist Grant Shaffer, who tied the knot on Saturday, in a civil ceremony at the Old Royal Naval College London. About 140 guests watched the couple swap vows and the celeb-studded guest list included Sir Ian McKellen, Geri Halliwell, Rufus Wainwright and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.<br /><br />The couple walked down the aisle to the theme song from 1994's Circle of Friends, Cumming's first big film, and then took to a nearby rented ice rink for a newlywed skate to the tune of Queen's "You're My Best Friend."<br /><br />In a statement the newlyweds used the occasion to bash US policy on gay marriage claiming:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaQNUzJfUdI/AAAAAAAAAWM/yY7XxarN3YU/s1600-h/329_AC_moneyshot_11x14.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RaQNUzJfUdI/AAAAAAAAAWM/yY7XxarN3YU/s320/329_AC_moneyshot_11x14.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5018150535776129490" border="0" /></a>"Not only are we so happy to be able to celebrate our love for each other, but also to be able to do it in a country that properly recognizes the rights of same-sex couples. As residents of America we would have loved to marry there, but we hope that soon the civil rights that we have been afforded in the U.K. will be available to all gay Americans, and we look forward to celebrating not only our marriage, but the end of prejudice."<br /><br />Good for you guys!<br /><br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-8552188849594648212?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-5634133546678205032007-01-09T13:26:00.000-08:002007-01-09T13:33:35.963-08:00<p><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">Amy Winehouse</span></strong>, performed at <strong style="font-weight: normal;">G-A-Y</strong> on Saturday, but was a little worse for wear! After drunkenly, warbling her way through one ditty she staggered off stage to throw up!<br /></p><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RKVbgkfFygY"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></object> <p>Maybe someone put a mirror off stage and she caught site of her horrific brush with the eyeliner pencil!<span style=""> </span>Fans were left to wondering if someone shouldn’t be trying a bit harder to make her go to Rehab! See Amy and her eyeliner in action below:<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RKVbgkfFygY"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RKVbgkfFygY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></object><br /></p><p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-563413354667820503?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-87455586108047591972007-01-06T04:46:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:26.603-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-bmDJfUXI/AAAAAAAAAVI/fCjAzUN8Cn4/s1600-h/news003a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-bmDJfUXI/AAAAAAAAAVI/fCjAzUN8Cn4/s320/news003a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5016899587896463730" border="0" /></a>Britney’s Camp are trying desperately to downplay her recent train wreck behaviour, Britney's manager, Larry Rudolph, told USA Today. "She understands what's going on right now, and she calls it her 'rocky moment." (Hmm surely that’s a typo and he meant month rather than moment!)<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">Meanwhile Britney has posted a letter on her website <a href="http://www.britneyspears.com/">Britneyspears.com</a>, saying “I know I've been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!”<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-buDJfUYI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/jsi4zT4lLh0/s1600-h/britney_nye.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-buDJfUYI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/jsi4zT4lLh0/s320/britney_nye.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5016899725335417218" border="0" /></a>So basically the Spears camp are claiming that a solid month of flashing her bits, drink and drug fuelled partying, all of which ended with her collapsing on NYE, was just a “rocky moment” that the press have exaggerated. Oh well that’s alright then!<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">However it seems Britney’s record label Jive are not taking her behaviour so nonchalantly. <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/01052007/gossip/pagesix/time_running_out_on_britney_pagesix_.htm">Cindy Adams “Page Six</a><a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/01052007/gossip/pagesix/time_running_out_on_britney_pagesix_.htm">”</a> column this week claims far from seeing Britney’s behaviour as a “rocky moment” Jive may be viewing it as the end of the line for Princess Trailer Trash.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-cOTJfUZI/AAAAAAAAAVY/P511DX6KcPA/s1600-h/010207_britneyeyes-thumb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-cOTJfUZI/AAAAAAAAAVY/P511DX6KcPA/s320/010207_britneyeyes-thumb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5016900279386198418" border="0" /></a>Execs at Jive are said to be furious that Britney is alienating her fan base with her antics and worse still are less than happy with the end results of her new album. Insiders believe the album will never hit shelves. "Like the rest of us," said the <a href="http://www.nypost.com/gossip/gossip.htm">Page Six</a> source, "Jive is done with Britney Spears." Looks like Britney better knuckle down ad start trying to win back some favour with her fans and her bosses and quick!</p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-8745558610804759197?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-62772938227172521402007-01-06T04:34:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:25.796-07:00<p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-ZRzJfUUI/AAAAAAAAAUk/hzY1NTPBzno/s1600-h/78302-large.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 204px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-ZRzJfUUI/AAAAAAAAAUk/hzY1NTPBzno/s320/78302-large.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5016897040980857154" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Little Miss Sunshine</span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Starring: , <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=dvd-uk&field-keywords=Greg%20Kinnear/202-6658000-0119866">Greg Kinnear</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=dvd-uk&amp;field-keywords=Toni%20Collette/202-6658000-0119866">Toni Collette</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=dvd-uk&field-keywords=Paul%20Dano/202-6658000-0119866">Paul Dano</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=dvd-uk&amp;field-keywords=Steve%20Carell/202-6658000-0119866">Steve Carell</a><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">This film shouldn’t work but somehow it does. Despite thoroughly un-likeable characters, a heroin taking grandfather, suicidal gay uncle and sullen and silent son. This dysfunctional family headed by Toni Collette and Greg Kinnear slowly worm their way into your affections as they head off on a disastrous road trip to enter their talent-less chubby daughter in a child beauty pageant. The whole cast are a<span style=""> </span>brilliant ensemble<span style=""> </span>but Toni Collette as the put upon mother gives deserves special mention, delivering the best performances of her career.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Along the way mayhem death and disaster are thrown in their direction only for them to triumph and really bond as a family. This is definitely one of the best comedies I’ve seen in along time with a truly funny and warm script, without the usual <st1:place>Hollywood</st1:place> schmaltz that normally comes with it. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Highly recommended.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-ZbDJfUVI/AAAAAAAAAUs/e99hrpRDHjw/s1600-h/74279-large.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-ZbDJfUVI/AAAAAAAAAUs/e99hrpRDHjw/s320/74279-large.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5016897199894647122" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">An Inconvenient Truth</span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Starring: Al Gore<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Al Gore does for global warming, what Michael Moore did for 9/11 in this fascinating documentary examining the real implications of our continuing abuse of the environment. A documentary/slide show performed by a losing politician might not sound like good viewing but the information is riveting and Gore’s passion and delivery makes you wonder how on earth he lost the presidency to <st1:personname>George</st1:personname> W Bush. Gore has been presenting this “slide show” for years, to people all over the world and now his charismatic delivery now captured on film will ensure it is seen by millions. In the same way that Michael more changed global perceptions about 9/11, An Inconvenient Truth has the ability to shock people into taking action to save their planet. Al Gore may end up having done more for the environment than he ever could have done in The White House.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">A must see documentary.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-ZkTJfUWI/AAAAAAAAAU0/pD6eC03cKR8/s1600-h/66324-large.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-ZkTJfUWI/AAAAAAAAAU0/pD6eC03cKR8/s320/66324-large.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5016897358808437090" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Brick</span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Starring: <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=dvd-uk&field-keywords=Joseph%20Gordon-Levitt/202-6658000-0119866">Joseph Gordon-Levitt</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=dvd-uk&amp;field-keywords=Emilie%20De%20Ravin/202-6658000-0119866">Emilie De Ravin</a><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">I watched this film on a recommendation but was slightly disappointed. Don’t get me wrong it’s a clever and stylish movie with a great script and I loved the idea of taking a teen mystery and giving it the look sound and feel of real noir thriller. My disappointment came because it just wasn’t as good as Mysterious Skin which also starred Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who was the main reason for my seeing this movie. As with Mysterious Skin, young Joseph completely dominates every scene he’s in. This charismatic young actor I predict is going to be a very big star indeed. I just dint think this was a vehicle worthy of his talents. I’m probably being too harsh, had I seen it before Mysterious Skin I’d have probably loved it! Judge for yourself just don’t expect it to rival Mysterious Skin.</p><p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal">See Rank & Bile's DVD recommendations at:<br />Rank &amp; Bile <a href="http://astore.amazon.com/thequeensofcamp/105-0644363-3842814?%5Fencoding=UTF8&node=14">US Picks</a> Rank &amp; Bile <a href="http://astore.amazon.co.uk/ranbil-21/203-8681875-0022336?%5Fencoding=UTF8&node=2">UK Picks</a><br /></p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-6277293822717252140?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-22996224132896421502007-01-06T04:26:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:29.903-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-WkzJfUTI/AAAAAAAAAUY/8fUX7Vp3CbU/s1600-h/image8388196b-6704-45c0-a3a8-99f954c98bbe.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-WkzJfUTI/AAAAAAAAAUY/8fUX7Vp3CbU/s320/image8388196b-6704-45c0-a3a8-99f954c98bbe.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5016894068863488306" border="0" /></a>Good grief! Lindsay Lohan<span style=""> </span>is in the hospital again! Unlike her last few trips to hospital the party girl was not being treated for <s>partying</s> exhaustion, or <s>drink & drugs</s> asthma. This time Ho Han was diagnosed with appendicitis and as precaution doctors have performed an appendectomy.<br /><p class="MsoNormal"><br />Guess we won’t be seeing any more bikini shots of her for a little while. Maybe while they are in there they could do a liver transplant as hers has gotta be close to meltdown by now! </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2299622413289642150?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-29721924668865150842007-01-06T04:20:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:28.155-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-UgDJfUSI/AAAAAAAAAUM/HAyNbHbUJr8/s1600-h/britlakekjam1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZ-UgDJfUSI/AAAAAAAAAUM/HAyNbHbUJr8/s320/britlakekjam1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5016891788235854114" border="0" /></a>Seems Britney’s is not content with just flashing her beaver now More magazine reports that little Miss Trailer Trash is to commission a nude statue of herself! Lordy is there enough clay in the world! Whilst a few years ago Britney was a superfit babe these days the partying , cheetos and childbirth have taken their toll. And despite being just 23 she’s a bloated mess. <p class="MsoNormal">Hmm maybe worth waiting till you can get back to the gym and are looking less like a bloated sow Britney?</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2972192466886515084?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-11929778108107613232007-01-02T02:44:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:30.600-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZo4-YXGa2I/AAAAAAAAAUA/RBx-XZbt0Gk/s1600-h/28m.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 331px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZo4-YXGa2I/AAAAAAAAAUA/RBx-XZbt0Gk/s320/28m.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5015383779372854114" border="0" /></a>Reports are just coming in that <span style=""> </span>Kate Moss and Pete Doherty finally tied the knot in Phuket (<st1:country-region><st1:place>Thailand</st1:place></st1:country-region>) yesterday. The newlyweds are staying at the Amanpuri Hotel were fellow guests include Sarah Duchess of York and Princesses Eugine and Beatrice. <p class="MsoNormal">Kate wore a white Galliano shift dress and Pete wore a black linen suit and pork pie hat.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Oh Kate what were you thinking? Penniless Pete will now have access to Kate’s reported £25m fortune and that’s gonna buy a whole lotta drugs!</p><p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1192977810810761323?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-92225235712172369132007-01-02T02:34:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:24.978-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZo2uYXGa0I/AAAAAAAAATo/fOWdRlz-COI/s1600-h/britneypure.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 424px; height: 217px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZo2uYXGa0I/AAAAAAAAATo/fOWdRlz-COI/s400/britneypure.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5015381305471691586" border="0" /></a>Britney Spears partying seems to finally catching up with her. Princess Trailer trash who had been booked by Pure in Caesar's Palace, <st1:city><st1:place>Las Vegas</st1:place></st1:city>, to ring in 2007, apparently fainted shortly after seeing in the New Year. Spears was apparently carried out of the club by minders who to avoid photographers covered her in a blanket. <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZo29IXGa1I/AAAAAAAAATw/VdEeDAyG0gY/s1600-h/1480913.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZo29IXGa1I/AAAAAAAAATw/VdEeDAyG0gY/s320/1480913.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5015381558874762066" border="0" /></a>Britney’s camp are denying the story claiming she was just tired! This isn’t the first time she’s been the worse for wear whilst clubbing, only a week ago at <st1:city><st1:place>Hollywood</st1:place></st1:city>'s Les Deux nightspot, she threw up before staggering out of the club at <st1:time minute="0" hour="2">2am</st1:time>.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Come on Britney pull it together! It’s not a very good start to 2007 is it?</p><p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-9222523571217236913?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com190tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-40943743821736723752006-12-31T09:41:00.000-08:002007-01-06T04:58:27.042-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZf2buzk3cI/AAAAAAAAATE/lgHIq__wCFI/s1600-h/poster.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZf2buzk3cI/AAAAAAAAATE/lgHIq__wCFI/s320/poster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014747666381594050" border="0" /></a>John Cameron Mitchell's follow-up to his highly acclaimed debut, "Hedwig and the Angry Inch," is an entertaining dissection of the sexual mores of <st1:state><st1:place>New York</st1:place></st1:state>'s hip crowd. <p>Whilst the film has gained notoriety as the most sexually explicit film put on general release, the sex aside, there is still an engaging story told through likeable characters.<br /></p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZf2gezk3dI/AAAAAAAAATM/zf0aLa5OdRU/s1600-h/shortbus_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZf2gezk3dI/AAAAAAAAATM/zf0aLa5OdRU/s320/shortbus_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014747747985972690" border="0" /></a><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>The cast who are pretty much all newcomers (no pun intended!) improvised much of the dialogue, which gives it a realistic feel and despite the main character, James (Paul Dawson), plotting his suicide for most of the film, this is essentially a feel good movie that leaves you with happy endings all round. </p> <p>Watch out for the fabulous Justin Bond (aka Kiki of Kiki and Herb fame) who only just avoids stealing the whole film with a bravura performance as himself.</p> <p>Highly recommended but not one for the kids!</p> <p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4094374382173672375?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-22289249743323580112006-12-31T08:33:00.000-08:002006-12-31T08:43:12.887-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfoF-zk3YI/AAAAAAAAASc/9HykQmkPsfI/s1600-h/ano3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfoF-zk3YI/AAAAAAAAASc/9HykQmkPsfI/s400/ano3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014731899556650370" border="0" /></a><br />Stand aside Nicole Richie there is a new skinny bitch in town and she's even more emaciated than you!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfoU-zk3ZI/AAAAAAAAASk/oLFLSY8bUDw/s1600-h/ano1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfoU-zk3ZI/AAAAAAAAASk/oLFLSY8bUDw/s320/ano1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014732157254688146" border="0" /></a>Yes Mary Kate Olsen is now a reported 80lbs making Nicole at 85lbs look almost obese! Mary kate whos legs look like they may snap at any moment apparently has only 2" ankles...ewww!<br /><br />The scary thing is even <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/09/nicole-richie-weighs-less-than-karen.html">karen Carpenter</a> only got as low as 83lbs before her untimely death from Anorexia.<br /><br />For Gods sake eat something bitches!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2228924974332358011?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-14470066334293859042006-12-31T08:24:00.000-08:002006-12-31T08:33:00.589-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZflK-zk3WI/AAAAAAAAASE/feAjjpscC-8/s1600-h/jbrown.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 408px; height: 220px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZflK-zk3WI/AAAAAAAAASE/feAjjpscC-8/s400/jbrown.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014728686921112930" border="0" /></a><br />It seems Michael Jackson has moved from Kiddies to Corpses .<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZflh-zk3XI/AAAAAAAAASM/0w302fkZgiM/s1600-h/jacko1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZflh-zk3XI/AAAAAAAAASM/0w302fkZgiM/s200/jacko1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014729082058104178" border="0" /></a>Whacko Jacko was caught on camera practically devouring the copse of the late Godfather of Soul, James brown as he lay in state at New York's Apollo Theatre.<br /><br />Well good news for Jacko I guess is that dead men, unlike children, tell no tales!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1447006633429385904?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-27136470617164648932006-12-31T07:19:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:38.008-07:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Worst Celebrity Bandwagon</span> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfXmezk3QI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/kiSIggBvLM0/s1600-h/M-MArLA33WI-02.0.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfXmezk3QI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/kiSIggBvLM0/s320/M-MArLA33WI-02.0.0.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014713766204726530" border="0" /></a>Orphans were the <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/orphans-are-new-black.html">hot new accessory in 2006</a>. Following legal adoptions by Meg Ryan, Sharon Stone and Ewan McGregor, Her Madgesty followed suit with her controversial adoption of a <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/madge-defends-baby-snatch-on-oprah.html">Malawian youngster</a> as per usual once Madge did it the press went mad and a craze was born. Within a short space of time, practically every celebrity known to man, claimed they were going to do the same, with <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/12/britney-wants-another-baby-to-abandon.html">Britney</a>, Angelina and Brad, Tyra Banks, Jessica Simpson, Renee Zellweger, Penelope Cruz and even Clay Aiken all jumping on the bandwagon and those that didn’t consider adopting made damn sure they had a least one photo- op with orphans in 2006!</p> <p>Children are not just for publicity purposes enough already!</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 255, 153);"><span style="font-size:130%;">Worst Celebrity Fashion Trend</span></p> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfYRuzk3RI/AAAAAAAAARE/KadAPe_RMVc/s1600-h/112806+britney+spggears+2+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfYRuzk3RI/AAAAAAAAARE/KadAPe_RMVc/s320/112806+britney+spggears+2+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014714509234068754" border="0" /></a>Beaver was definitely the new black for 2006 as countless female stars went commando and shocked the Paparazzi and fans alike. <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/09/lindsay-lohans-pussy-continues-world.html">Lindsay Lohan</a> was the first as she flashed her way through Europe and soon everyone from Paris, Pink and Courtney Love followed suit but the Queen of the Cooters was undoubtedly <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/12/britney-beaver-nearly-destroy-internet.html">Britney Spears</a> who paraded her tired old bald pussy all over Hollywood, in fact, for a while back then in December it seemed to be a daily and horrific occurrence. </p> <p>Lordy! Girls do us all a favour in 2007 and get some bloody panties and learn to exit a car gracefully!</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 255, 153);"><span style="font-size:130%;">Worst Celebrity Substance Addiction</span></p> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfYtuzk3SI/AAAAAAAAARM/KfQbD051KU8/s1600-h/NEcover-66.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 219px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfYtuzk3SI/AAAAAAAAARM/KfQbD051KU8/s320/NEcover-66.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014714990270405922" border="0" /></a>Well it’s been quite a year for Celebrities and their substances Fergie came clean about a crystal meth addiction whilst Nicole Richie did not! <st1:city><st1:place><a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/search/label/Kate%20and%20Pete">Pete Doherty and kate Moss</a> became the Poster children for Class A. <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/paris-goes-to-pot.html">Paris</a></st1:place></st1:city><a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/paris-goes-to-pot.html"> was photographed with weed</a> and <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/george-michael-some-people-never-learn.html"><st1:personname>George</st1:personname> Michael lit up a spliff on TV</a>. Keith Urban hit rehab for Cocaine and alcohol problems and <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/12/lindsay-lohan-admits-she-has-drinking.html">Lindsay Lohan</a> admitted in dabbling in drugs and being an alcoholic and <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/07/mel-gibson-drunken-hate-filled-loser.html">Mel Gibson </a>blamed his racism on alcohol and hit re hab in supposed remorse. </p> <p>But worse than all of these was the shocking revelation in February that Whitney Houston had become a <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/03/houston-we-have-problem.html">toothless old crack whore</a>. The only good thing is that Whitney can also be voted Comeback of the year as well; the diva ended the year looking great, free of crack and back in the studio. At least there was one celebrity happy ending in 2006.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 255, 153);"><span style="font-size:130%;">Worst Celebrity Break Up</span></p> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfZeOzk3TI/AAAAAAAAARU/sBD1RGykXMU/s1600-h/britney_spears2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 196px; height: 263px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfZeOzk3TI/AAAAAAAAARU/sBD1RGykXMU/s320/britney_spears2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014715823494061362" border="0" /></a>2006 was quite a year for celebrity splits! <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/09/whitney-finally-realises-bobby-crack.html">Whitney finally dumped Bobby</a> as well as the crack. <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/09/liza-david-gest-get-even-uglier.html">David Gest and Liza Minnelli’s</a> divorce proceedings have proved longer lasting than their marriage, as suit and counter suit flew back and forth with Liza accusing David of poisoning her and David accusing Liza of giving him herpes! <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/poor-old-jen-dumped-again.html">Jennifer Anniston went into denial</a> claiming her and Vince were still together for a good two months after their split and Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s marriage lasted all of six weeks! Meanwhile in the UK the <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/11/battle-of-divorces-kevin-heather-how.html">McCartneys</a> employed Charles and Diana’s divorce lawyers and battle lines were drawn with Heather becoming so hated she received death threats.</p> <p><span style=""> </span>But beating off all rivals was the split between <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/11/at-last-britney-spears-has-finally.html">Britney and K Fed</a> and Britney’s classy dumping of K Fed by text <i style="">and</i> on national TV, has to be the celebrity split of the year!</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 255, 153);"><span style="font-size:130%;">Worst Dressed Celebrity</span></p> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfZtOzk3UI/AAAAAAAAARc/F5cJTqL8pkM/s1600-h/mariah080606_06.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 220px; height: 263px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfZtOzk3UI/AAAAAAAAARc/F5cJTqL8pkM/s320/mariah080606_06.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014716081192099138" border="0" /></a>Well, it was quite a year for frock horrors in 2006 <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/11/paris-britney-car-crash-continues.html">Britney’s necklines plunged</a> and her skirts rose alarmingly and pretty much all of it made her look like a whitetrash ho. Sharon stone continued to frighten small children and fashionistas with her appalling dress sense. Following her lypo <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/05/janet-jackson-skinny-bitch.html">Janet (wardrobe malfunction) <st1:city><st1:place>Jackson</st1:place></st1:city></a> got her new navel out at the drop of a hat and Posh’s emaciated frame was engulfed by ever more hideous outfits. Worst stylist of the year <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/tinstletown-tina-diet.html">Rachel Zoë</a> managed to diet/deal her clients to such low weights that most of them were swamped by their size zero clothes</p> <p>But without a doubt the worst dressed celebrity of 2006 was <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/mariah-carey-piling-on-pounds-again.html">Maria Scarey</a><a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/mariah-carey-piling-on-pounds-again.html"> </a>who squeezed her ever increasing frame into a series of <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/09/mariah-carey-get-back-in-that-closet.html">hideous lycra numbers</a> and cropped tops that would have looked better on a $5 hooker. <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/search/label/Mariah%20Madness">Mariah</a> holds the dubious honour of not having been seen in one decent outfit for the whole of 2006, no mean feat when you have a stylist and a whole hunk of cash to spend!</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 255, 153);"><o:p></o:p><span style="font-size:130%;">Worst Celebrity Driver</span></p> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfaaezk3VI/AAAAAAAAARk/5jFDsg1ApJA/s1600-h/s2_03.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfaaezk3VI/AAAAAAAAARk/5jFDsg1ApJA/s320/s2_03.0.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014716858581179730" border="0" /></a>2006 was definitely the year of the DUI. <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/09/car-crash-of-month-paris-hilton.html"><st1:city><st1:place>Paris</st1:place></st1:city> was arrested for driving drunk</a> so was Gus Van Saint and <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/11/paris-britney-car-crash-continues.html">Britney</a> was seen drink driving but not caught as well as being accused of endangering her baby in her car. A drunken <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/07/mel-gibson-drunken-hate-filled-loser.html">Mel Gibson</a> was arrested for driving while drunk and ranted racist abuse that nearly killed his career and <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/12/nicole-richie-joins-george-michael.html">Nicole Richie got arrested</a> for driving under the influence of prescription drugs as did <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/12/mike-tyson-joins-george-michael-driving.html">Mike Tyson</a> who was under the influence of drink and cocaine.</p> <p>But the worst driver award is a tie between <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/05/george-michael-car-crash-literally.html"><st1:personname>George</st1:personname> Michael who repeatedly fell asleep at the wheel of his car</a> whilst stoned or in a K Hole and <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/11/lindsay-pantie-less-lohan-is-quite.html">Lindsay Lohan who crashed cars all over Hollywood and in London</a> in fact Lindsay had so many car crashes in 2006 that Rank & Bile lost count. For god’s sake guys get yourselves drivers in 2007!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Well that was our votes for 2006 worst celebrity trends. Heres looking forward to a whole new batch of celebrity madness in 2007<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2713647061716464893?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-70833058306464240322006-12-31T07:08:00.000-08:002006-12-31T07:17:56.332-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfUT-zk3PI/AAAAAAAAAQw/D8k3uJVD3yk/s1600-h/eva-longoria-harrods-11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 224px; height: 331px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfUT-zk3PI/AAAAAAAAAQw/D8k3uJVD3yk/s320/eva-longoria-harrods-11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014710149842263282" border="0" /></a>The annual retail fest that is the Harrods Sale opened this week and in time honoured tradition owner Mohamed Al fayed bussed in a C List US Celebrity to open the proceedings!<br /><br />This year it was the turn of desperate housewives "star" Eva Longoria who braved the icy weather In London arriving in an open horse drawn carriage to to do the honours. She even manged to smile for the photographers despite having two rabid looking dogs thrust upon her!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-7083305830646424032?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-57625975258693067082006-12-31T07:01:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:38.887-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfRN-zk3NI/AAAAAAAAAQY/CTE_b2-WBps/s1600-h/usweekly.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfRN-zk3NI/AAAAAAAAAQY/CTE_b2-WBps/s320/usweekly.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014706748228164818" border="0" /></a>Please God no! Britney Spears the Mommie Dearest of Pop is desperate to do a Madge and adopt an orphan. Princess Whitetrash has apparently fallen in love with a four-year-old boy called Wang, from <st1:place>Bali</st1:place>, who lost his entire family in the 2004 Tsunami tragedy, after reading about his plight. Looks like yet another case of a celebrity picking a kid out of a catalogue like they were choosing a handbag!<br /><br /> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfRpOzk3OI/AAAAAAAAAQg/eNbZCKpthP0/s1600-h/britney_spears_nearly_drops_sean_2_splashnews.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfRpOzk3OI/AAAAAAAAAQg/eNbZCKpthP0/s320/britney_spears_nearly_drops_sean_2_splashnews.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014707216379600098" border="0" /></a>A source said: "She instantly wanted to help him and is sponsoring him until she can find out more. And she has even written to officials seeking advice. <span style=""> </span>Hmm and the advice those officials should give is….You can’t even look after the poor kids you’ve got there’s no way we are going to let you have another one! But celebrity and money talk. So lets just hope she gets bored with the idea before it can be processed, still on the plus side next time she goes out partying every night, leaving the kids at home there’ll be 3 of them to keep each other company, while Mummy is out getting drunk and flashing her beaver all over town!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-5762597525869306708?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-30501322345372280532006-12-31T06:10:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:28.864-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfQSezk3MI/AAAAAAAAAQM/FIE5ZXJGZ88/s1600-h/miketyson+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 221px; height: 263px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfQSezk3MI/AAAAAAAAAQM/FIE5ZXJGZ88/s320/miketyson+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014705726025948354" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">Mike Tyson</span> </strong>was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of drink and cocaine. Mike was stopped in <st1:place><st1:city>Scottsdale</st1:city>, <st1:state>Arizona</st1:state></st1:place>. He was leaving a club when his car almost hit a police car. Mike submitted himself to sobriety tests which he did not pass. He was arrested and booked, allegedly telling officers he is addicted to cocaine…Hmm smart move Mike. <p>Looks like Mike could be back in the slammer again in the near future!</p> <span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:100%;">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-3050132234537228053?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-91015232482374840312006-12-31T05:55:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:34.342-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfB0ezk3JI/AAAAAAAAAPo/U1ROrmejHJ0/s1600-h/jausthumb-796927.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfB0ezk3JI/AAAAAAAAAPo/U1ROrmejHJ0/s320/jausthumb-796927.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014689817467083922" border="0" /></a>The January issue of US Magazine, revels the depth of Jennifer Aniston’s insanity and denial it seems the dreary and frighteningly clingy and needy, friends "actress", is still not over Brad Pitt or being dumped <span style="font-style: italic;">again</span> by Vince Vaughn.<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">Close friends of the Friends “star” say that her actions are becoming frightening and recent episodes have included:<br /><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">On the effect of seeing pictures of baby <st1:place>Shiloh</st1:place>:</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfDm-zk3KI/AAAAAAAAAPw/NtM8fBQAb24/s1600-h/janiston.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfDm-zk3KI/AAAAAAAAAPw/NtM8fBQAb24/s320/janiston.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014691784562105506" border="0" /></a>"she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb like she's been stabbed if she so much as passes a baby stroller on the street."<br /><br />On how she deals with it:<br />"throwing baby dolls into a bonfire on the beach behind her place in <st1:city><st1:place>Malibu</st1:place></st1:city>. It's creepy, but she says it makes her feel better for a few hours."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfDuuzk3LI/AAAAAAAAAP4/p3tZBKFYeR4/s1600-h/main1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfDuuzk3LI/AAAAAAAAAP4/p3tZBKFYeR4/s320/main1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014691917706091698" border="0" /></a>Hey, there's a bright side:<br />"At least she's stopped watching 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' over and over again, for days at a time without eating or sleeping. That just wasn't healthy."<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Jeez! Woman give it up! It’s been two years already, you got dumped now get over it! Brad has more than moved on, time for you to do the same you crazy loon!<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-9101523248237484031?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-508716106029256042006-12-31T05:46:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:32.172-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfAi-zk3II/AAAAAAAAAPc/BVXSuPiHprM/s1600-h/barrowmanREX271206_228x468.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZfAi-zk3II/AAAAAAAAAPc/BVXSuPiHprM/s320/barrowmanREX271206_228x468.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5014688417307745410" border="0" /></a>Former <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/05/john-barrowman.html">Hunk of the Month</a> and Rank & Bile favourite, <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/search/label/John%20Barrowman">John Barrowman</a> married his long term (16 years!) partner this week in a ceremony in Cardiff, where the hunky star is currently in pantomime and filming the next season of Torchwood. Congratulations to John and Scott Gill.<br /><br />Speaking of his gay “marriage” to the BBC, Barrowman commented: "It feels great.....It's been a long wait but we legitimised our relationship to each other a long time ago when we signed our mortgages together and this is just something that forces people who don't want to recognise it that they have to."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZopi4XGazI/AAAAAAAAATc/5fdVHgQfF-s/s1600-h/_42391809_scott_203_bbc.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZopi4XGazI/AAAAAAAAATc/5fdVHgQfF-s/s200/_42391809_scott_203_bbc.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5015366814252034866" border="0" /></a><br />Rank & Bile only just resisted the temptation to turn up and sing “It should have been me” during the ceremony!<br /><br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-50871610602925604?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-59356822259703395472006-12-31T05:30:00.000-08:002007-01-02T03:08:46.472-08:00You Tube is a bloggers dream especially when you can't be bothered to post much! There are some real gems on there so I thought I'd post some of my favourites each month.<br /><br />This months favourite is the incomparable Ethel Merman butchering tomorrow from Annie! (also includes a pre surgery Michael Jackson in the same Sesame St episode!) Enjoy!<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mGx8Q6-wXcE"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mGx8Q6-wXcE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></object><br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-5935682225970339547?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-37773899860167169522006-12-27T14:06:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:35.044-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLzNOzk3HI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/ccH7b_tuWXk/s1600-h/poster_PansLabyrinth4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLzNOzk3HI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/ccH7b_tuWXk/s320/poster_PansLabyrinth4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5013336743855053938" border="0" /></a>Pans Labyrinth is a fairytale but most definitely not for children! It’s like the wizard of oz meets Rosemary’s Baby and whilst horror and fairytales may sound like a strange mix in the capable hands of director Guillermo del Toro it actually works. <p class="MsoNormal">The somewhat gruesome tail of renegades fighting in the Spanish civil war is the backdrop for the story of Orfelia (marvellously played by Ivana Baquero) a child torn between the brutal realities of the war which surrounds her and a fairytale world almost as brutal in the woods nearby. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Beautifully shot this dark and brooding tale grips you from the start and despite its orgy of violence is as uplifting as it is gory. Pans Labyrinth has been hailed as the best film of the year, whilst I wouldn’t go that far I would highly recommend it.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-3777389986016716952?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-33233767259325952422006-12-27T14:03:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:33.622-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLuIezk3GI/AAAAAAAAAPE/WnbokX4v5mY/s1600-h/12-26-2006.N1A_26Brown.GP72234LR.1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLuIezk3GI/AAAAAAAAAPE/WnbokX4v5mY/s320/12-26-2006.N1A_26Brown.GP72234LR.1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5013331164692536418" border="0" /></a>The Godfather of soul passed away on Christmas day after being admitted to hospital suffering from pneumonia he was 73.<br /><br />His body will be returned Thursday to the site of his debut - the legendary Apollo Theater in <st1:place>Harlem</st1:place> - so “the public that saw and heard him leave a lasting impression on music can see him one last time”, the Rev. Al Sharpton said Today. <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-3323376725932595242?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-68360766133815113032006-12-27T13:01:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:41.163-07:00<p class="MsoNormal">Whilst most of us spent our Christmas partying & over eating or slumped in front of the TV. Rank &amp; bile looks at how some of our fave celebs spent their festive season.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLgEezk29I/AAAAAAAAANY/Bat4NEf8O1k/s1600-h/britney-spears-red-t-11.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5013315702810270674" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLgEezk29I/AAAAAAAAANY/Bat4NEf8O1k/s320/britney-spears-red-t-11.jpg" border="0" /></a>Britney spent the holiday season lamenting the loss of yet another publicist, Sonia Muckle became the second to quit in just 3 months but then given The Trailer Trash Princess’s recent behaviour its hardly surprising! Oh well New Year new publicist!</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLgQ-zk2-I/AAAAAAAAANg/vB-doIAtyps/s1600-h/beckham-christmas-01.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5013315917558635490" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLgQ-zk2-I/AAAAAAAAANg/vB-doIAtyps/s320/beckham-christmas-01.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Meanwhile in London Posh and her husband David Beckham along with their children spent a civilised Christmas at <st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city> Hotel Claridges. Where they stayed after a mammoth Christmas Eve shopping spree that almost emptied Old bond St.</p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLgW-zk2_I/AAAAAAAAANo/Ba-llMfL8pw/s1600-h/hitit.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5013316020637850610" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLgW-zk2_I/AAAAAAAAANo/Ba-llMfL8pw/s320/hitit.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">In <st1:country-region><st1:place>Barbados</st1:place></st1:country-region> what on first glance appeared to be two beached whales actually turned out to be Simon Cowell and Michael Winner enjoying some Christmas sunshine. If his man boobs are anything to go by Simon appears to have celebrated his X Factor triumph with Leona Lewis by eating everything in sight!</p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLgiezk3AI/AAAAAAAAANw/Q_8e2kD8Q20/s1600-h/mariah-carey-hood-04.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5013316218206346242" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLgiezk3AI/AAAAAAAAANw/Q_8e2kD8Q20/s320/mariah-carey-hood-04.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Across the Atlantic, in far colder, <st1:city><st1:place>Aspen</st1:place></st1:city>, Mariah Carey continued to terrorise the locals with her fashion sense and appeared bundled up in some kind of wool Osama Bin Laden meets Barbarella outfit, as she trawled the shops of <st1:city><st1:place>Aspen</st1:place></st1:city>, presumably looking for something else hideous to wear!<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">The only good thing about this outfit was that we were spared the sight of Miss Scarey’s cellulite as it was encased in industrial strength lycra. </p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLguuzk3BI/AAAAAAAAAN4/9YzjykJRgTk/s1600-h/2473.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5013316428659743762" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLguuzk3BI/AAAAAAAAAN4/9YzjykJRgTk/s320/2473.jpg" border="0" /></a>The holiday must have been especially uncomfortable for the Botox Bride, Nicole Kidman although hubby Keith Urban was released from re-hab in time for the holidays his mistress chose Christmas to reveal to the world her sordid affair with Urban and adding the icing on Nicole’s Christmas Cake, by also revealing her affair with Urban continued long after he took up with Nicole!</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLg6-zk3CI/AAAAAAAAAOA/k4dGfCOk2Rw/s1600-h/petekate122606_03.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5013316639113141282" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLg6-zk3CI/AAAAAAAAAOA/k4dGfCOk2Rw/s320/petekate122606_03.jpg" border="0" /></a>While Nicole’s marriage may well be un-ravelling Kate Moss if rumours are to be believed, spent her Christmas planning a wedding as friends hinted to the press she is finally going to tie the knot with long term boyfriend Pete Doherty this week, in London. Let’s just hope Pete manages to stay clean, sober and not get arrested in the next few days! Kate and Pete are staying tight lipped and trying to avoid the press.</p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLhH-zk3DI/AAAAAAAAAOI/iARImhEBbCg/s1600-h/lohan22.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5013316862451440690" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLhH-zk3DI/AAAAAAAAAOI/iARImhEBbCg/s320/lohan22.jpg" border="0" /></a>Over in LA one person definitely NOT trying to avoid the press was Lindsay Lohan who somewhat dramatically let herself be photographed at the airport, wearing a hospital wristband, prompting rumours of another suicide/cutting episode over the holiday season. </p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLhRezk3EI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/_8mJip1dO28/s1600-h/lohan12.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5013317025660197954" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLhRezk3EI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/_8mJip1dO28/s200/lohan12.jpg" border="0" /></a>In case nobody got the, I’m a mixed up suicidal celebrity vibe, she was giving off, Lohan carried with her a Marilyn Monroe DVD to ram the point home. This cry for help was about as subtle as a brick!</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLheezk3FI/AAAAAAAAAOY/0toeL8KI6FE/s1600-h/brad-angelina-costa-rica-03.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5013317248998497362" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RZLheezk3FI/AAAAAAAAAOY/0toeL8KI6FE/s320/brad-angelina-costa-rica-03.jpg" border="0" /></a>Then just to make us all feel really bad about over indulging and forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent Christmas day giving out presents to orphaned, child, <span style="font-size:0;"></span>refugees in Costa Rica and meeting aid workers there as part of their goodwill work for UNICEF.</p><p class="MsoNormal">So how was your Christmas?</p><p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-6836076613381511303?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-23961088535217924892006-12-23T10:06:00.000-08:002006-12-23T10:45:11.809-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RY1yD-zk28I/AAAAAAAAANM/VkOTa06frh8/s1600-h/xmas1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RY1yD-zk28I/AAAAAAAAANM/VkOTa06frh8/s400/xmas1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5011787373057727426" border="0" /></a><br />Happy Holidays to all the <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank & Bile</a> Readers. We will return after the holidays. In the meantime we leave you with this delightful Christmas ditty brought to you by The Wet spots!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RY1wouzk26I/AAAAAAAAAMw/meXu7IjN2YA/s1600-h/xmas1.jpg"><br /></a><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yRfvSOuwM_4"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yRfvSOuwM_4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2396108853521792489?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-88714427120904713862006-12-23T09:33:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:27.415-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RY1tduzk24I/AAAAAAAAAMc/86eh9cusuuA/s1600-h/url.htm"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RY1tduzk24I/AAAAAAAAAMc/86eh9cusuuA/s320/url.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5011782317881219970" border="0" /></a>I’m not usually a fan of these reality/talent shows like Pop Idol and X Factor but even I have to admit this years British X Factor winner Leona Lewis has talent and it seems I’m not alone.<br />Diane warren has expressed an interest in working with her and Clive Davis the man who made Whitney Houston a star has offered Leona a $10m record deal!<br /><p class="MsoNormal">It seems its not only Clive who’s a fan sources revealed Whitney herself placed a call to Leona before the final "Whitney thought Leona was amazing and wished her good luck," says the source. Praise indeed form one Diva to another.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>Good for her it looks like this show has finally produced a real star!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">See Leona in action below.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZnsZm2SCl54"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZnsZm2SCl54" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></object><br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-8871442712090471386?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-42276583564124005992006-12-23T09:28:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:32.887-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RY1nt-zk23I/AAAAAAAAAMQ/x7W2Epv28FI/s1600-h/122206_beckham-thumb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RY1nt-zk23I/AAAAAAAAAMQ/x7W2Epv28FI/s320/122206_beckham-thumb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5011775999984327538" border="0" /></a>The British press are speculating on Victoria Beckham’s breasts. Did Emaciated Spice treat herself to another boob job for Christmas? <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>Well it certainly looks like it as she emerged to go shopping this week with a chest that wouldn’t look out of place on <st1:country-region><st1:place>Jordan</st1:place></st1:country-region>! <span style=""></span><o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Boob job or not judging by the pictures it was certainly cold that day, in fact if she’s not careful those nipples will have someone’s eye out!<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4227658356412400599?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-3444694690545340622006-12-23T09:04:00.000-08:002006-12-23T10:45:49.424-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RY1mjuzk22I/AAAAAAAAAME/O9AX5PU94TQ/s1600-h/mimi-708943.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RY1mjuzk22I/AAAAAAAAAME/O9AX5PU94TQ/s320/mimi-708943.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5011774724379040610" border="0" /></a>Mariah carey took herself to Aspen this week dressed in one of her usually tasteful outfits! Decked in leggings and shades (despite the fact it was dark!) she squeezed herself into a kind of black puffa jacket which made her look like a demented zeppelin and proceeded to try and manouvre herself through the snow wearing high heels and carrying a glass of champagne... unfortunately she didn't slip up! Shame, cos nothing would have made my Christmas, more than seeing Mariah go (fat) arse over tit!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-344469469054534062?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-49842016157240220182006-12-20T15:09:00.000-08:002006-12-27T13:39:34.343-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYnEQuzk20I/AAAAAAAAALs/OMMmC9GMV8o/s1600-h/brosnan.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5010751852147694402" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYnEQuzk20I/AAAAAAAAALs/OMMmC9GMV8o/s200/brosnan.jpg" border="0" /></a>Good heavens Pierce Brosnan is looking less oo7 these days and more 0070!<br /><br />Pierce was said to have been disappointed at being dropped from the the James Bond movies after being told he was too old for the part.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYnEZezk21I/AAAAAAAAAL0/kIOhVIEFI5k/s1600-h/122006_piercebrosno.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5010752002471549778" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYnEZezk21I/AAAAAAAAAL0/kIOhVIEFI5k/s320/122006_piercebrosno.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Having seen the way he's ageing It's hardly a surprise! And these windswept pics of him in a rumpled shirt are certainly not the suave Bond like Pierce, we know and love, he looks like a Hawaiian wino!<br /><br />Someone needs to get this man some Grecian 200 and quick!<br /><br />P.S. Pierce a little bit of advice... stubble only looks good on a man before it goes grey!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4984201615724022018?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-40458288737664636472006-12-20T13:59:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:31.283-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYnAFOzk2yI/AAAAAAAAALU/hlnpSPC_vWA/s1600-h/john2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYnAFOzk2yI/AAAAAAAAALU/hlnpSPC_vWA/s320/john2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5010747256532687650" border="0" /></a>A big thank you to Lulu! Who treated us both to tickets to <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/search/label/John%20Barrowman">John Barrowman’s</a> Christmas concert this week, at the Royal Festival Hall.<span style=""> </span>We were lucky to get tickets as it was sold out long ago but ever resourceful Lulu managed to bag us two return tickets in the front row no less!<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">The impossibly handsome <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/search/label/John%20Barrowman">Mr Barrowman</a> delighted a packed hall with two hours of songs from musicals past and present and his favourite Christmas songs. He was joined on stage by two of the <st1:place>West End</st1:place>’s current shining stars Helen Dallimore (Glinda in Wicked) and Matt Rawle (Che in Evita) and accompanied by the BBC Concert Orchestra.<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYnAJ-zk2zI/AAAAAAAAALc/BOKT4apf7rc/s1600-h/john2e.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYnAJ-zk2zI/AAAAAAAAALc/BOKT4apf7rc/s320/john2e.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5010747338137066290" border="0" /></a>Despite having a somewhat Scrooge like attitude to the holiday season recently I was soon jolted out of my bah humbug mood and into the Christmas spirit as I sang along with the carols and listened to John Barrowman’s fabulous voice.<span style=""> </span>Mr Barrowman can definitely sing… and act and is bloody good looking.... in fact he’s not far off perfect!<span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">A fabulous festive evening one of the best shows I’ve seen this year. For those of you not lucky enough to have caught the show, the concert will be broadcast this Friday on BBC Radio2 at <st1:time minute="30" hour="19">7.30pm</st1:time><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4045828873766463647?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-91930605095282984522006-12-20T13:56:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:36.583-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYm83uzk2uI/AAAAAAAAAKk/eWsM4IreMNg/s1600-h/G211988_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 222px; height: 330px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYm83uzk2uI/AAAAAAAAAKk/eWsM4IreMNg/s320/G211988_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5010743726069570274" border="0" /></a>In an Interview with First Magazine Nancy Dell’Olio former Queen of the <s>Hags</s> Wags claims Posh is too thin and as a role model should fatten up. <span style=""> </span>Well no arguments there but then Delusional Dell’Olio went on to claim she is angry her age has been reported as 46. <p class="MsoNormal">"I do not know where this comes from. I'm not 46, I am 43. I'm fabulous anyway, I know I look 20 years younger than I am," </p> <p>I want the same mirror this mad cow uses! Cos from where we are standing honey you look like a fifty year old drag queen!</p><p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/atom.xml">Rank &amp; Bile</a><br /></p> <span style=""><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-9193060509528298452?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-69554347251333604962006-12-20T13:55:00.000-08:002006-12-20T14:39:56.545-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYm6cezk2sI/AAAAAAAAAKM/8XCGlwJOGjE/s1600-h/britneyspears1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYm6cezk2sI/AAAAAAAAAKM/8XCGlwJOGjE/s320/britneyspears1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5010741058894879426" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">Nice to see that Britney Spears</span></strong> is as classy as ever and setting a wonderful example to the younger members of her family.<br /><br />Little Miss Trailer Trash decided to treat her 16yr old kid sister,<strong> </strong><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">Jamie Lynn Spears</span></strong>, to a day out in <st1:city><st1:place>Hollywood</st1:place></st1:city>. <p>So where did they go? Lunch at the Ivy? Clothes shopping? <span style=""> </span>A day at the Spa?.............. </p> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYm6juzk2tI/AAAAAAAAAKU/UN9Az2a23Cw/s1600-h/britneyspears2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYm6juzk2tI/AAAAAAAAAKU/UN9Az2a23Cw/s320/britneyspears2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5010741183448931026" border="0" /></a><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>No! Britney hauled her little sis off to a downtown tattoo parlour to get her inked! </p> <p>Mmm classy Britney classy! <span style=""> </span></p> <p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-6955434725133360496?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-49786284987157417032006-12-20T13:51:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:35.827-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYm5P-zk2qI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/QBj70Vh7UQI/s1600-h/tom-cruise-at-yahoo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYm5P-zk2qI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/QBj70Vh7UQI/s320/tom-cruise-at-yahoo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5010739744634886818" border="0" /></a>Tom Crusie announced his lucrative new production deal with United Artists just a few months ago and the world wondered what masterpiece will Tom put into production first? Well… wonder no more!<o:p></o:p><br /><p class="MsoNormal">In a surreal piece of type-casting Victoria Beckham is set to star in Tom Cruise’s new Scientology film as an alien bride! <span style=""> </span>“The Thetan” is <span style=""> </span>based on the bizarre sci-fi cult, which believes in alien life forms and it’s founder Ron L Hubbard’s sci- fi writings. <st1:state><st1:place>Victoria</st1:place></st1:state> is said to be “thrilled” about getting her big <st1:place>Hollywood</st1:place> break.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYm5Xuzk2rI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/t1XIvSJ7vjA/s1600-h/poshtom260.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYm5Xuzk2rI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/t1XIvSJ7vjA/s320/poshtom260.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5010739877778873010" border="0" /></a>Hmm Tom before putting “The Thetan” into production, you might wanna think back to "Battlefield Earth" the last scientology flick that was so dire, it almost destroyed the career of fellow cult member John Travolta and while your at it you might want to rent a copy of spice world and check out your leading lady’s disastrous lack of acting abilities! <o:p></o:p></p> <p>How appropriate for the holiday season as this one has turkey written all over it!</p> <p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4978628498715741703?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-72258892562712271572006-12-20T13:47:00.000-08:002006-12-20T13:50:57.504-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYmwNezk2pI/AAAAAAAAAJo/v51YybKfp08/s1600-h/_42367239_barbera_ap203b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYmwNezk2pI/AAAAAAAAAJo/v51YybKfp08/s320/_42367239_barbera_ap203b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5010729806080563858" border="0" /></a>Joseph Barbera, one half of the team behind such cartoon classics as The Flintstones, Yogi Bear, Scooby-Doo and Huckleberry Hound, has died, aged 95. <o:p></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">With William Hanna, Barbera founded Hanna-Barbera in the 1950s, after the pair had earlier worked on the Tom and Jerry cartoons at MGM studios. Their 17-year partnership on the Tom and Jerry series resulted in seven Academy Awards and 14 nominations in total.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">"Joe will live on through his work," said Warner Brothers chairman and chief executive Barry Meyer. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">"The characters he created with his late partner, William Hanna, are not only animated superstars but also a very beloved part of American pop culture," Mr Meyer said. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-7225889256271227157?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-39265313906347592852006-12-16T05:18:00.000-08:002006-12-16T05:26:41.623-08:00Nicole Richie may be going down if she is convicted of driving under the influence. <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPz1-zk2oI/AAAAAAAAAJc/XG8sZjYsb14/s1600-h/nicole_richie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPz1-zk2oI/AAAAAAAAAJc/XG8sZjYsb14/s320/nicole_richie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5009115319284062850" border="0" /></a>Nicole who was charged for the offence on Monday has a previous DUI charge and <st1:state><st1:place>California</st1:place></st1:state> law states that a repeat offence carries the mandatory sentence of five consecutive days in county jail.</p> <p>Nicole was first arrested for DUI in 2002. She told police she had eaten French fries and drunk a shot of vodka. She was also charged with possession of heroin in 2003 but had the charges dropped after completing her probation.</p> <p>Looks like Nicole could be spending some time in the slammer this time. Luckily Nicole is now so thin she can probably just lip through the bars!</p> <p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-3926531390634759285?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-71123902613507559972006-12-16T04:32:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:37.289-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPn0Ozk2eI/AAAAAAAAAHk/LG-yp_fQOrw/s1600-h/Sk05KidmanHandFarBig.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 265px; height: 236px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPn0Ozk2eI/AAAAAAAAAHk/LG-yp_fQOrw/s320/Sk05KidmanHandFarBig.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5009102095079758306" border="0" /></a><br />Dorian Gray had a portrait in the attic that got older and uglier as he remained youthful and gorgeous, in Hollywood the stars carry their portraits with them on the end of their wrists!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPtGOzk2nI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/A6WEYmgsJ04/s1600-h/hands.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPtGOzk2nI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/A6WEYmgsJ04/s320/hands.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5009107901875542642" border="0" /></a><br />Almost every single fresh faced Hollywood star has hands that even their grandmother would be ashamed of.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPoG-zk2gI/AAAAAAAAAH0/XHEiJnD0DUk/s1600-h/nicolerichiezombiehands.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPoG-zk2gI/AAAAAAAAAH0/XHEiJnD0DUk/s320/nicolerichiezombiehands.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5009102417202305538" border="0" /></a>Yes the plague of Zombie hands has reached epic proportions in Tinstletown and it seems the younger and more line free their faces are the worse the hands get!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPoP-zk2hI/AAAAAAAAAH8/eLC7R7UdUds/s1600-h/_40135971_madonna_guitar203pa+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPoP-zk2hI/AAAAAAAAAH8/eLC7R7UdUds/s320/_40135971_madonna_guitar203pa+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5009102571821128210" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />It used to be said that you could tell the real age of a woman by her hands but in Hollywood there are girls in their 20’s sporting hands that wouldn’t look out of place on the crypt keeper!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPoguzk2iI/AAAAAAAAAIE/m7X3uGPcaT0/s1600-h/lg3b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPoguzk2iI/AAAAAAAAAIE/m7X3uGPcaT0/s320/lg3b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5009102859583937058" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Queen of the Zombie hands set is undoubtedly Nicole Richie who at 24 has the hands of an eighty yr old woman! But even A listers like Nicole Kidman and Madge have hands like claws and most of it’s down to excessive dieting.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPphOzk2lI/AAAAAAAAAIc/3e97IcVbkPk/s1600-h/barbrahand-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPphOzk2lI/AAAAAAAAAIc/3e97IcVbkPk/s320/barbrahand-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5009103967685499474" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The irony is these bitches spend a fortune on getting their faces line free but are willing to go around with hands like withered shovels. Lordy!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPqYezk2mI/AAAAAAAAAJE/QSkHFvfqGBQ/s1600-h/493792.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPqYezk2mI/AAAAAAAAAJE/QSkHFvfqGBQ/s320/493792.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5009104916873271906" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Get some collagen injected or buy some damn gloves! Better yet try eating something and putting some damn meat on your bony old claws.<br /><br /><br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-7112390261350755997?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-55524173335977552662006-12-16T04:04:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:40.381-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPkWuzk2cI/AAAAAAAAAHM/Bz0tQScxk88/s1600-h/Kiki600.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPkWuzk2cI/AAAAAAAAAHM/Bz0tQScxk88/s320/Kiki600.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5009098289738734018" border="0" /></a>So last night Mike and I went to see the always fabulous Kiki and Herb in their “Chritmas Happens” show at the Reindeer Theatre. What a great evening! Although Kiki herself described the Transistion from Broadway, to The<span style=""> </span>Truman Brewery in London’s East End as her Come-down concert!<br /><br /><o:p></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPkg-zk2dI/AAAAAAAAAHU/TDt8GjJZ2m0/s1600-h/kiki1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYPkg-zk2dI/AAAAAAAAAHU/TDt8GjJZ2m0/s320/kiki1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5009098465832393170" border="0" /></a>It’s a year since we last saw them in <st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city> (for their Christmas show at The Festival Hall in 2005) and it’s been far too long.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Kiki was in fine form and old favourites like “Frosty The Snowman” and <span style=""> </span>“Crucifying Jesus” brought the house down while the finale featuring her now legendary performance of “Total Eclipse Of The Heart” and Gnarls Barclay’s “Crazy” earned Kiki a well deserved standing ovation.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Lets just hope the rumoured retirement of the cabaret terrorists, is just that, a rumour because Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without a festive offering from the fabulous Kiki and Herb</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>Check out a bit of Kiki and Herb in action below<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mRpEGi62EGs"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mRpEGi62EGs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></object><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=17728028">Kiki and Herb at My Space</a></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-5552417333597755266?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-40564519841449233652006-12-14T14:22:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:39.648-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYHQ8g4UQVI/AAAAAAAAAG0/uD2eK5K5lnA/s1600-h/dailymirror_141206_news.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYHQ8g4UQVI/AAAAAAAAAG0/uD2eK5K5lnA/s320/dailymirror_141206_news.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5008513998649573714" border="0" /></a>It seems Her Madgesty's sense of humour deserted her at the Comedy awards in <st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city>. Shortly before she was to give an award to Sacha Baron Cohen (AKA Borat & Ali G), Jonathan Ross said to her: <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">"Congratulations on your little lovely black baby, David. Are you stopping there, or getting more? When I went to <st1:place>Africa</st1:place> all I got was a wallet." </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYHRDA4UQWI/AAAAAAAAAG8/BHpoK3g1JxM/s1600-h/madonna121406_03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYHRDA4UQWI/AAAAAAAAAG8/BHpoK3g1JxM/s320/madonna121406_03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5008514110318723426" border="0" /></a><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">To which a less-than-amused Madge replied: "You might go home with a black eye." </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>Esther and Husband Guy Ritchie, immediately stopped smiling - and walked out before the after-party had even begun.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Oops! Looks like Madge won’t be appearing on The Jonathan Ross Show anytime soon!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4056451984144923365?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-20728029624407793562006-12-14T13:49:00.000-08:002006-12-14T13:59:21.816-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYHINw4UQTI/AAAAAAAAAGc/C9L-6ncu6Fs/s1600-h/splashnews_lsny121206p_011.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYHINw4UQTI/AAAAAAAAAGc/C9L-6ncu6Fs/s200/splashnews_lsny121206p_011.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5008504399397667122" border="0" /></a>Paris Hilton was spotted on Maddison Ave in New York with some kind of white substance up her left nostril?<br /><br />Hmm what on earth could that be? Well according to her rep:<br /><br />"I can tell you Paris does not use narcotics. I would imagine it's something like whipped cream or a sugary substance from dessert, something that naturally might have found its way onto her face if she touched her nose or whatever. "I'd label it a stray dessert."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYHITA4UQUI/AAAAAAAAAGk/XvmdaOPdcfU/s1600-h/splashnews_lsny121206p_012.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RYHITA4UQUI/AAAAAAAAAGk/XvmdaOPdcfU/s200/splashnews_lsny121206p_012.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5008504489591980354" border="0" /></a>Hmm the only flaw in that particular argument is that fellow diners at Nellos where Paris had just had lunch with Brandon Davis claim the pair spent $2600! (yes $2600!) on a meal that included two Caesar Salads followed by two $1050 dishes of Kobe Steaks with white truffles and no dessert! Maybe her rep needs to speak to kate Moss rep then maybe he'll come up with something a little more plausible than the stray dessert theory!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2072802962440779356?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-40550664863434048752006-12-11T14:50:00.000-08:002006-12-31T05:30:29.692-08:00You Tube is a bloggers dream especially when you can't be bothered to post much! There are some real gems on there so I thought I'd post my favourite each month.<br /><br />This months favourite courtesy of Guy is a home made video to the Dance mix of Alison Jear's Jerry Springer The Opera, show stopper, enjoy!<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qeev9PIlfA4"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qeev9PIlfA4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></object><br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4055066486343404875?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-36462100312873780052006-12-11T14:28:00.000-08:002006-12-11T14:49:05.431-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RX3gCVw8tlI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/wImqZdAzdg8/s1600-h/nr_bp+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RX3gCVw8tlI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/wImqZdAzdg8/s320/nr_bp+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5007404691512669778" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >Just when we thought <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/search/label/Nicole">Nicole</a> might be on the mend she's straight back to square one. After police spotted her driving the wrong way </span><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >on the 134 Freeway in <st1:city><st1:place>Burbank</st1:place></st1:city> she was hauled in and booked for driving under the influence.<br /><br />Although Nicole didn't test positive for alcohol she did admit she'd been spoking pot and taking </span><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >Vicodin, though at least it wasn't as bad as her 2003 bust when she pleaded guilty to </span><span style=""><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"> heroin possession! (The charges were dismissed after she completed the terms of her probation.)<br /><br />Interestingly police released her height as 5'1" and her weight as 85lbs which tends to suggest she's not doing so well on the gaining weight, front either, despite numerous reports she had gained 10lbs. In fact she's only 3lbs heavier than she was back in <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/09/nicole-richie-weighs-less-than-karen.html">September </a>when she was at her most emaciated!<br /><br /><a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/11/rachel-zoe-may-have-been-sacked-by.html">Rachel Zoe's</a> cries of I told you so! Must be echoing round Beverly Hills as we speak!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span><br /></span></span><span style=""></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-3646210031287378005?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-46907756515061189262006-12-09T04:14:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:41.860-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXqpE1w8tiI/AAAAAAAAAFs/zRRUH-X2fgA/s1600-h/usweekly.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 203px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXqpE1w8tiI/AAAAAAAAAFs/zRRUH-X2fgA/s320/usweekly.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006499836392683042" border="0" /></a>The new sport in Hollywood is Britney bashing at the moment and Britney isn’t doing herself any favours either, adding fuel to the fire are recent reports she left a restaurant with a wine glass still in her hand and got into her car and drove to nightspot Hyde along with widespread gossip about frequent trips to nightspot toilets for pill popping and who knows what else. <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Bette Midler waded into the fray calling Britney and Ho Han “Sluts” and Courtney love criticised her decision to go partying every night when she has kids at home claiming "Say what you will about me, and I'm not passing judgment, but when I had my daughter, I stayed home with her almost every night for the first year of her life." Now if that isn’t pot calling the kettle black I don’t know what is!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXqpLVw8tjI/AAAAAAAAAF0/Yaw81iTFAq4/s1600-h/spearsspeaks-thumb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXqpLVw8tjI/AAAAAAAAAF0/Yaw81iTFAq4/s320/spearsspeaks-thumb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006499948061832754" border="0" /></a>In another case of <st1:place>Hollywood</st1:place> hypocrisy Ho Han herself had a pop at Britney’s parenting skills! You’d have though she’d have been glad Britney’s beaver knocked her own drinking problems off the tabloid front pages.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Even Britney herself has admitted her recent spate of beaver flashing antics may have gone a bit too far speaking on her official website britneyspears.com Little Miss Whitetrash admitted….I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far”</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXqqy1w8tkI/AAAAAAAAAGE/i9sI7r9krRM/s1600-h/britney-justin-star102-2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXqqy1w8tkI/AAAAAAAAAGE/i9sI7r9krRM/s320/britney-justin-star102-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006501726178293314" border="0" /></a>Errr just a bit Britney! However the good news is she also went on to praised the new line of Victoria Secret, Lingerie in the statement, lets just hope she actually starts wearing some of it in the future!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4690775651506118926?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-27959327553510547472006-12-09T03:45:00.000-08:002006-12-09T03:54:43.859-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXqjUVw8tgI/AAAAAAAAAFU/g_k5BPunQCU/s1600-h/rupert_donatella.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 152px; height: 202px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXqjUVw8tgI/AAAAAAAAAFU/g_k5BPunQCU/s320/rupert_donatella.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006493505610888706" border="0" /></a>Is it me? Or is Donatella Versace slowly morphing into Janice from the Muppets? They both have the same pumped up lips stringy over blonde hair and orange skin!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXqjfFw8thI/AAAAAAAAAFc/dT37hR1xlwU/s1600-h/muppets5janice7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXqjfFw8thI/AAAAAAAAAFc/dT37hR1xlwU/s200/muppets5janice7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006493690294482450" border="0" /></a>Sweetie I know everyone wants to look like a film star but preferably not one made of foam rubber. Time to lay off the surgery sweetie cos you're starting to look really look scary!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2795932755351054747?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-59000541785558975832006-12-09T03:15:00.000-08:002006-12-09T03:24:21.179-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXqcpVw8tfI/AAAAAAAAAFE/FYEN1BgE7iA/s1600-h/rupert_adonatella.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXqcpVw8tfI/AAAAAAAAAFE/FYEN1BgE7iA/s320/rupert_adonatella.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006486169806747122" border="0" /></a>If this isn't a really good advert for not having surgery I don't know what is!<br /><br />Good grief! Donatella Versace and Rupert Everettt turned up for the opening of La Sacala's production of Aida directed by Franco Zeffirelli looking like mummies.<br /><br />Rupert has a look of constant surprise whilst Donatella looks more and more like a crocodile handbag!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-5900054178555897583?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-39231721238040291322006-12-08T15:45:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:43.423-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXn5UFw8tcI/AAAAAAAAAEk/9KPAJs3IKyU/s1600-h/madonnaclothes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 265px; height: 253px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXn5UFw8tcI/AAAAAAAAAEk/9KPAJs3IKyU/s320/madonnaclothes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006306584339199426" border="0" /></a>It seems the people at H&M just don’t learn! Despite less than spectacular sales of the <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/madonna-fashion-disaster.html">Madge “designed” Track sui</a>t which was left clogging the bargain rails for months, the fashion store is once again letting the Material Girl loose in their store and this time Esther is going to “design” a whole range of crap that can be foisted on an unsuspecting public.<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXn6SVw8tdI/AAAAAAAAAEw/NJpYXy7Rgag/s1600-h/madonna_HM_101806_FRESH+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXn6SVw8tdI/AAAAAAAAAEw/NJpYXy7Rgag/s200/madonna_HM_101806_FRESH+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006307653786056146" border="0" /></a><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Who’s gonna wear this tat?<span style=""> </span>Well you can bet it won’t be Madge herself, the only time she’s gonna have it on her back is for the publicity shots! Then she’s gonna go spend all the fees at Stella McCartney!</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-3923172123804029132?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-440270096665617852006-12-08T09:50:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:44.159-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXmmBVw8tZI/AAAAAAAAAEA/u-cUVtzqkqc/s1600-h/beyoncewig120706.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXmmBVw8tZI/AAAAAAAAAEA/u-cUVtzqkqc/s320/beyoncewig120706.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006215002751546770" border="0" /></a>Oh dear! A recent wig malfunction during a performance left us in no doubt that Beyonce<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXmmBVw8tZI/AAAAAAAAAEA/u-cUVtzqkqc/s1600-h/beyoncewig120706.jpg"></a> Knowles hair is not her own but it seems its not just her honey coloured locks the singer is faking! <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p>Beyonce’s “official” biography lists the diva as 25 but recent documents un-earthed by<span style=""> </span>Mediatakeout.com seem to suggest that Beyonce is actually a whopping seven years older at 32!<br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXmmnFw8tbI/AAAAAAAAAEY/fdTnOARn1Gs/s1600-h/beyonce32header.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXmmnFw8tbI/AAAAAAAAAEY/fdTnOARn1Gs/s400/beyonce32header.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006215651291608498" border="0" /></a></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Oh well at least if the rumoured wedding with Jay-Z does take place this weekend, the 37 year old groom can’t be accused of cradle snatching!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-44027009666561785?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-43132381015799651782006-12-08T02:23:00.000-08:002006-12-08T02:33:17.815-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXk-91w8tWI/AAAAAAAAADk/icB7lPDuivo/s1600-h/torispellingyardsale001.jpg.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXk-91w8tWI/AAAAAAAAADk/icB7lPDuivo/s320/torispellingyardsale001.jpg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5006101692924343650" border="0" /></a>Has Tori Spelling no shame at all?....obviously not! In Her latest attempt to shame Mother Candy into parting with more cash from her late husbands estate, Tori is now advertising a yard sale to raise cash!<br /><br />This comes on the wake of her embarrassing auction on EBay and pictures in the tabloids of her attempting to hock her jewellery!<br /><br />Candy however seems totally un-moved and the result is Tori just looking more and more sordid.<br /><br />If you really need money that badly why not try getting a job Tori!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4313238101579965178?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-35816275353460547162006-12-05T14:25:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:44.928-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXX0BGgjuII/AAAAAAAAAC4/L-lxdGznEFY/s1600-h/garconne_louise_brooks3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXX0BGgjuII/AAAAAAAAAC4/L-lxdGznEFY/s200/garconne_louise_brooks3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5005174860656392322" border="0" /></a>Lordy! Did we miss the e mail proclaiming Posh is a trendsetter? Ever since the skinny cow cut her extensions off everyone has gone bob crazy!<o:p></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal">Now I’m sorry but the last person who could carry off a Bob was Lousie Brooks in the 1920’s but has that stopped a whole rash of celebrities from rushing like lemmings to get bobbed? Hell no!</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXXz3GgjuHI/AAAAAAAAACw/QSpudHdnOY4/s1600-h/janet6+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXXz3GgjuHI/AAAAAAAAACw/QSpudHdnOY4/s400/janet6+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5005174688857700466" border="0" /></a></p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Thank god most of the have the sense to work it as a wig so as soon as they actually realise how dumb it looks they can go back to a decent weave/style/ extensions.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXX1V2gjuKI/AAAAAAAAADY/qYlwuMaNth4/s1600-h/GwenStefani-news+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXX1V2gjuKI/AAAAAAAAADY/qYlwuMaNth4/s400/GwenStefani-news+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5005176316650305698" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Janet, Gwen, Madge and co stop it at once! <span style=""> </span><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-3581627535346054716?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-71455449663387495312006-12-05T14:17:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:42.590-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXXw7WgjuEI/AAAAAAAAACQ/vqKkgojeVDs/s1600-h/madonna-ritchie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXXw7WgjuEI/AAAAAAAAACQ/vqKkgojeVDs/s320/madonna-ritchie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5005171463337261122" border="0" /></a>Now that Madonna has grudgingly accepted that she will be monitored by several human rights group to ascertain her suitability to adopt her new accessory from Malawi, things seemed to have settled down at the Ritchie household but according to one UK Paper, Guy and Esther’s marriage is on the rocks after all the strain of Madge’s Malawian baby snatch. <st1:country-region><st1:place>UK</st1:place></st1:country-region> paper The People claims:<o:p><br /></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXXxYWgjuFI/AAAAAAAAACc/sjwM6eWz-X8/s1600-h/madonna.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXXxYWgjuFI/AAAAAAAAACc/sjwM6eWz-X8/s320/madonna.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5005171961553467474" border="0" /></a>"The marriage is near rock-bottom. They've been putting on a united front in public but behind closed doors their marriage has come under strain. The publicity surrounding the adoption has created a difficult atmosphere in their home. After a heart-to-heart they decided to seek the help of a marriage guidance specialist."<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">No surprise there then! The only surprise is that Guy has managed to last past six months with that dominating demented diva. Maybe if Madge isn’t happy she should just go and buy a new husband to go with the new baby she just bought.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-7145544966338749531?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-55020809224730485462006-12-05T14:10:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:45.622-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXXutGgjuCI/AAAAAAAAAB4/I_ptfAEVr_k/s1600-h/bill-janet.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXXutGgjuCI/AAAAAAAAAB4/I_ptfAEVr_k/s320/bill-janet.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5005169019500869666" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXXuz2gjuDI/AAAAAAAAACA/_R_jPEaPsrc/s1600-h/72591501.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXXuz2gjuDI/AAAAAAAAACA/_R_jPEaPsrc/s320/72591501.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5005169135464986674" border="0" /></a>Good grief I know Posh keeps telling us she’s a style icon and fashion maven but it seems some misguided fools actually believe her….Janet <st1:city><st1:place>Jackson</st1:place></st1:city> for one! Who turned up at the Billboard Music Awards sporting a decidedly Posh look and Emaciated Spice’s hair.<strong><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br /></span></strong><p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">Janet’s never been one for style in fact her whole career seems to have been one big long wardrobe malfunction but really if you have to copy someone at least choose someone who doesn’t look like a Pez dispenser! <o:p></o:p></span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;"><o:p> </o:p></span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-5502080922473048546?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-19962789788609323752006-12-02T02:52:00.000-08:002008-08-27T17:03:46.329-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXFkoWgjt_I/AAAAAAAAABU/QfdXrr6RPg8/s1600-h/lindsay-lohan-drunk-hyde.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 207px; height: 208px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXFkoWgjt_I/AAAAAAAAABU/QfdXrr6RPg8/s200/lindsay-lohan-drunk-hyde.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5003891305385015282" border="0" /></a><a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/search/label/Lohan">Lindsay Lohan</a>’s rep and her mother have confirmed the rumours about the starlet attending AA meetings are true. Hardly a surprise when we keep seeing pictures of her staggering out of clubs looking like shit and she crashes her car every other day! <span style=""> </span><span style=""> </span> <p>Dina Lohan said it was a "positive" step for the 20-year-old, who earlier this year was blasted by a movie boss for turning up late for work, or not at all. Her rep went on to say "She's been attending some meetings and it's going to be a slow process.”This is a positive."</p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXFhvmgjt6I/AAAAAAAAAAU/e__WYm3F7H8/s1600-h/lindsay_lohan_bedroom_01+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 437px; height: 189px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXFhvmgjt6I/AAAAAAAAAAU/e__WYm3F7H8/s400/lindsay_lohan_bedroom_01+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5003888131404183458" border="0" /></a></p> <p>Hmm I guess they didn’t have much choice about making the announcement after Lohan herself admitted she had a problem, at this week's, GQ Man Of The Year Awards, when she told a reporter that she overdosed in mid-November. Going on to explain that she had been partying ("of course I'm going to drink") and a doctor was called, but the story was exaggerated. She said she was no "Marilyn Monroe overdosing in the bathroom."</p> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXGG1mgjuBI/AAAAAAAAABs/NZp8VAK10Jo/s1600-h/xin_31110330084817118664.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXGG1mgjuBI/AAAAAAAAABs/NZp8VAK10Jo/s320/xin_31110330084817118664.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5003928916413626386" border="0" /></a>Hmm well you got that right Lindsay you are definitely no Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn may have overdosed but the similarities end there. Monroe was actually a talented actress at the height of her fame and popularity rather than a C list drunk with a couple of lousy films under her belt. I’m sure no one ever had to ask of Marilyn, What exactly is <i style="">she</i> famous for? <span style=""> </span>Either.</p> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXFi2Wgjt-I/AAAAAAAAAA0/5yjYi0EBDuU/s1600-h/lohan.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dXNEfWvToIM/RXFi2Wgjt-I/AAAAAAAAAA0/5yjYi0EBDuU/s400/lohan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5003889346879928290" border="0" /></a>Seems Lohan couldn’t keep her mouth shut at the GQ awards she told another reporter that recent pictures of her with <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/search/label/Britney">Britney Spears</a> were less about friendship and more about “a photo-op…”were not friends. You know how it is” she shrugged. Lordy! Where’s her publicist when she needs her? </p> <p>Hmm little tip Lindsay, if your publicity people help you to get some great front page coverage by setting up a photo-op with you and Britney as new best friends, probably best not to go telling the press that it’s just a set up!</p> <p><span style=""> </span>The funny thing is, according to reports Ho Han was guzzling <st1:state><st1:place>Champagne</st1:place></st1:state> at the GQ awards, so either AA isn’t going so well or it’s yet another publicity Stunt! </p> <p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1996278978860932375?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-86557293040086436062006-12-01T15:23:00.000-08:002006-12-02T03:31:43.140-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/359345/megryan-star101-2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/19029/megryan-star101-2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Looks like Meg Ryan has joined the growing list of actresses who've reached a certain age and have a surgeon on speed dial and in this case someone needs to prize the phone from her hand!<br /><br />Poor Old Meg who was oh so pretty once, now sports one of the worst trout pouts in Hollywood (even worse than Melanie griffith!) and whilst the bottom of her face is dropping faster than Britney's panties the top has been botoxed into oblivion.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/980452/megryan-star101-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/650297/megryan-star101-1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Star Magazine published these pictures which show just how bad her descent into surgery madness has become and it's not pretty!<br /><br />It wouldn't hurt if she invested in a decent haircut and a comb either. So come on Meg lay off the collagen and botox and get yourself a stylist. You look like a startled hamster!<br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-8655729304008643606?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-25019000036078324532006-12-01T14:30:00.000-08:002006-12-02T03:43:18.020-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/365883/bs112906_01-thumb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/200/201465/bs112906_01-thumb.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/search/label/Britney">Britney Spears</a> has had a quite a week, she's stumbled from club to club every night in a drunken stupor airing her bits along the way for all to see, with new BFF Paris Hilton in tow and even on one occasion with Lindsay Ho Han tagging along too.<br /><p class="MsoNormal">Not only did this give paps the pics of a lifetime as they managed to catch all three of the holy trinity of skanks together<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/507611/BSPEARSLLOHAN112906.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/200/723981/BSPEARSLLOHAN112906.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Its also done wonders for websites around the world as millions have gone trawling the net for pics of Britney’s nether regions.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Even Rank & Bile saw its normally sedate 200ish page views jump to over 700 as people scoured its pages for Britney’s bits! Perez Hilton’s site saw his hits top the 3 million mark and at one point it looked like Britney’s beaver might actually bring the whole bloody internet crashing down!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/94836/20061128-bspearsass5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/426397/20061128-bspearsass5.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>So why are <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/11/paris-britney-car-crash-continues.html">Britney and Paris</a> so inseperable? Surely <st1:city><st1:place>Paris</st1:place></st1:city> isn’t trying to get extra publicity? (Have you noticed <st1:city><st1:place>Paris</st1:place></st1:city> looks quite together in all the pics while Britney is a sodden pantie-less mess) No apparently Little Miss Trailer Trash rep says that “Britney really looks up to older Paris” The trouble is she’s looking up at Paris from a gutter she fell in drunk, with her her skirt up and her panties off for all the paparazzi to see. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/464005/112806%20britney%20spggears%202%20copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/877964/112806%20britney%20spggears%202%20copy.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p><p class="MsoNormal">So Britney enough is enough! Put it away now, whilst everyone applauded your decision to offload K Fed it’s all starting to look a little sad now.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/56671/briX17agency1261106_228x473.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 133px; height: 252px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/892974/briX17agency1261106_228x473.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>We don’t need to see The Princess of Pop with her gusset out and drunk in a gutter every night. <span style=""> </span>While Paris Hilton looks on and soaks up the attention.<br />Pull yourself together and buy some bloody panties, you’re a mother of two for goodness sake and stop inflicting Parasite Hilton on your poor kids!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="">Click <a href="http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j81/myleslester/britney-spears-vagina-pictures1copy.jpg">here</a> to see the uncensored pics (not for the fainthearted!) </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2501900003607832453?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-41922284457590510562006-12-01T14:17:00.000-08:002006-12-01T15:45:26.371-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/795155/lovergfrrrsong-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/400/895103/lovergfrrrsong-1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Wednesday night Mike and I went to see Love Song a new play by John Kolvenbach at the New Ambassadors Theatre.<p class="MsoNormal">The play stars Neve Campbell, Cillian Murphy, Kristen Johnston and Michael McKean. I have to say I went with some trepidation having been completely under whelmed by Miss Campbell once before when she gave an extremely lacklustre and in audible performance in <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/03/drama-queen-theatrical-flops.html">Resurrection Blues</a> (directed by the late Robert Altman) at The Old Vic. At the performance I saw she was incapable of projecting past the second row and as a result I couldn’t tell you whether she was any good or not, as I didn’t hear a single word of her performance!<o:p><br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">I’m pleased to say Miss Campbell has learned a little stage craft since then and was not only audible but actually quite competent.<span style=""> </span>As for the rest of the cast, the evening belonged to Cillian Murphy <span style=""> </span>and Kristen <span style=""> </span>Johnston who gave two great performances, Murphy as the brooding and darkly insane Beane was mesmerising and perfectly off set by <st1:city><st1:place>Johnston</st1:place></st1:city> as his brash and funny sister.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/685271/cillian_murphy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/200/171298/cillian_murphy.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Campbell and McKean gave adequate support in what turned out to be a reasonably good and darkly comic play that at times had flashes of brilliance though lagged somewhat in the middle, although it was certainly well received by the packed house. Not the best thing I’ve seen lately, in the <st1:place>West End</st1:place> but by no means the worst either. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4192228445759051056?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-81320399231186501552006-11-28T11:37:00.000-08:002006-11-28T12:02:49.562-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/rachel-zoe-nicole-richie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/rachel-zoe-nicole-richie.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >It seems the Nicole Richie Vs Rachel Zoe feud is still going strong! Following the last salvo from Rachel Zoe across Nicole Richie's bows . Miss Richie responded with the following blind item on her<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112535200"> myspace</a> page:<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides</span></span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;"> her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publicist instead of a nutritionist? HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup...<br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/72620249.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/72620249.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Who knew Nicole had a sense of humour and such a bitchy streak? She just soared in our estimation!<br />Meanwhile over at camp Zoe there was a feeble attempt to rise above it with a somewhat turgid statement from Rachel to TMZ:<br /></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie. The tabloid reports have no merit. After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness."<br /><br /></span>You so know she doesn't mean a word of that! Oh goody this one looks set to run and run!<span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:&quot;;font-size:12;" ><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-8132039923118650155?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-49265690705020564052006-11-27T15:22:00.000-08:002006-11-27T15:31:41.225-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/rachel_zoe.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/200/rachel_zoe.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size:100%;" >Rachel Zoe may have been sacked by Nicole Richie as her <s>dealer</s> stylist but the bobble headed fashion maven is not taking it lying down.<o:p><br /></o:p></span> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal" ><span style="font-size:100%;">Rachel was fuming when Nicole leaked news of her sacking to “Us Weekly” claiming she had ditched Rachel as she wanted to “surround herself with positive people and influences," and “didn't trust Rachel anymore."<o:p><br /></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal" ><span style="font-size:100%;">Rachel has hit back with her own camp leaking to<span style=""> </span>The NY Post’s Page Six the news that: "Rachel was acting as a concerned friend and voiced her concerns to Nicole about her lifestyle, and Nicole didn't want to hear it."<o:p><br /></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal" ><span style="font-size:100%;">Hmm what can Rachel be insinuating? Over to you Miss Richie!<o:p><br /></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color:black;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">More</span> <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span></span><span style=";font-family:Georgia;font-size:10;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4926569070502056405?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-45168262796770732752006-11-27T14:36:00.000-08:002006-12-02T03:43:52.404-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/889024/untitled%20copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/204037/untitled%20copy.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/12/britney-beaver-nearly-destroy-internet.html">Britney and Paris</a> are still joined at the hip it appears, with Britney staying over at Paris house and hitting the town with her almost nightly, on half dressed, drunken escapades and now it seems Britney is picking up some of Paris worst habits, as well as getting blind drunk and appearing in public half naked, she seems to have adopted Paris and Lindsay Ho Han’s habit of partying without panties as recent pictures from one of their nights out show.<br /><br />(click <a href="http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j81/myleslester/ugggntitled.jpg">here</a> for uncensored version if you dare!)<br /><br /><o:p></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/355867/spf112706_04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 215px; height: 170px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/200/19360/spf112706_04.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>As well as using <st1:city><st1:place>Paris</st1:place></st1:city> for publicity purposes (or is it the other way round?) Britney has now dragged poor little Sean Preston Federline, her one year old son, into the publicity fray with all three of them giving the publicity hungry paparazzi, perfect photo ops.<br /><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/479889/par10.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/756586/par10.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Hmm I’m actually starting to wonder if her ex husbands accusations don’t have a ring of truth about them and if she wasn’t actually better of with K Fed! Sort it out Britney!<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">There’s no point dumping one loser if you are going to go and take up with another one straight away!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4516826279677073275?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-71250131253105045812006-11-27T14:27:00.000-08:002006-11-27T14:35:58.370-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/567855/victoriadone.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/207720/victoriadone.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Victoria Beckham has been given top spot in a poll on celebrity legs and no it wasn't legs that look most likely to snap! In fact Posh was voted worst show biz legs in the<span style=""> </span>poll by Lambrini.<br /><p class="MsoNormal">Close behind Emaciated Spice at number two was fellow twig like celebrity Nicole Richie. The list also included her Madgesty and Terri Hatcher.<br /><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Seems the folks at Lambrini like a little more meat on the bone. Time to pile on a few pounds girls or at least do us all a favour and invest in some slacks!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-7125013125310504581?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-72747813440221136462006-11-25T06:25:00.000-08:002007-01-21T15:29:10.471-08:00You Tube is a bloggers dream especially when you can't be bothered to post much! There are some real gems on there so I thought I'd post my favourite each month. This months favourite is a clip of the fabulous <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/07/few-of-my-favourite-things-ann-millers.html">Ann Miller</a> in a commercial she did for Campbell's Soup in the 1970's and written and directed by Busby Berkley no less. Watch her tap up a storm without a single hair moving on her <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/07/few-of-my-favourite-things-ann-millers.html">trademark coiffure</a>!<br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EYEUwCoidIc"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EYEUwCoidIc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></object><br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/index.html">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-7274781344022113646?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-14795128762449476982006-11-25T05:47:00.000-08:002006-11-25T06:36:09.490-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/292550/imelda.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/767362/imelda.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Last month in our post "<a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/11/imelda-marcos-designer-dictator.html">Designer Dictator</a>" we reported on the return of the irrepressible Imelda Marcos with her new jewelery collection named modestly, "The Imelda Collection"<br /><br />Well Somebody decided to put up a website to help her flog her tat, check it out, camp doesn't even begin to describe it! Link: <a href="http://imeldacollection.com/">The Imelda Collection</a><br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1479512876244947698?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-19972277292994378202006-11-25T05:10:00.000-08:002006-11-27T03:01:35.043-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/376394/bsfug2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/400/848702/bsfug2.jpg" border="0" /></a> <p class="MsoNormal"><?xml:namespace prefix = o /><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><?xml:namespace prefix = v /><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"><v:path connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" extrusionok="f"><o:lock aspectratio="t" ext="edit"><v:imagedata href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/400/435603/bsfug2.jpg" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\MYLESL~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.jpg">The love fest that is Britney and Paris shows no sign of ending any time soon, just lately the two have become as inseparable as Britney and her Marlboros but it seems to be having a terrible effect on Britney’s hair which is starting to look like a matted dog. </v:imagedata></o:lock></v:path></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:stroke></p><p class="MsoNormal"><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"><v:path connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" extrusionok="f"><o:lock aspectratio="t" ext="edit"><v:imagedata href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/400/435603/bsfug2.jpg" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\MYLESL~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.jpg"><v:imagedata href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/532498/bstao2.jpg" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\MYLESL~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image002.jpg"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/363812/bstao2.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/128281/bstao2.jpg" border="0" /></a>Meanwhile severe bed head may not be Britney’s only problem as her ex <s>loser</s> husband K Fed is causing trouble again. Britney may have sidestepped his sex tape threats by vowing to release the tape before he can but now the waste of space is threatening to tell all in a book.<?xml:namespace prefix = u1 /><u1:p> </u1:p></v:imagedata></v:imagedata></o:lock></v:path></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:stroke></p><p class="MsoNormal"><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"><v:path connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" extrusionok="f"><o:lock aspectratio="t" ext="edit"><v:imagedata href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/400/435603/bsfug2.jpg" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\MYLESL~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.jpg"><v:imagedata href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/532498/bstao2.jpg" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\MYLESL~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image002.jpg"><u1:p></u1:p>K fed claims he has the dirt on Britney and will put it all on paper amongst the allegations he will allegedly reveal are that Britney is;<br /></p></v:imagedata></v:imagedata></o:lock></v:path></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:stroke><p class="MsoNormal">Bisexual and begged K fed for threesomes with other women.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Had numerous crushes on other women.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/178645/bff6.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/272650/bff6.jpg" border="0" /></a>And also that the much reported <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/05/britney-spears-mommie-dearest.html">mis haps</a> with her son earlier this year are just the tip of the iceberg and that Britney is an unfit mother who often endangered the boy’s life.<u1:p> </u1:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><u1:p></u1:p>As if that wasn’t enough it appears producers of <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 /><st1:country-region><st1:place><st1:country-region><st1:place>Britain</st1:place></st1:country-region></st1:place></st1:country-region>’s Celebrity Big Brother have approached him to appear in the next season which will give him the perfect platform to bash Princess Whitetrash from.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Looks like the McCartney’s have nothing on this pair! Talking of the McCartney divorce…..<u1:p></u1:p><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><u1:p></u1:p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p><br /><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"><v:path connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" extrusionok="f"><o:lock aspectratio="t" ext="edit"><v:imagedata href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/400/435603/bsfug2.jpg" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\MYLESL~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.jpg"><v:imagedata href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/532498/bstao2.jpg" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\MYLESL~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image002.jpg"></v:imagedata></v:imagedata></o:lock></v:path></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:f></v:stroke><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-1997227729299437820?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-84997569553283076972006-11-25T04:56:00.000-08:002006-11-25T05:22:04.896-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/163505/hetrca_show.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/400/892264/hetrca_show.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Heather Hopalong McCartney has said she splitting from Paul has been a nightmare and the whole experience has been worse than losing her leg!<br /><br />She also claims she’d rather lose the other leg than go through it all again. Hmmm I’m sure Paul would be happy to oblige! Let’s see her go running to the press with her lies and accusations then!<br /><br />Memo to Heather: You should have thought of that before you started mud slinging you gold digging bitch!<br /><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/index.html">Rank &amp; Bile</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-8499756955328307697?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-1660946573091277572006-11-25T04:28:00.000-08:002006-11-25T04:54:38.669-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/253783/53907-large.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/413511/53907-large.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">The <st1:place>Island</st1:place></span><span style="font-size:23;"><o:p></o:p></span> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p><b>Starring:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/imdb/actor/nm0000191/ref=imdbfl_a_0/105-0644363-3842814">Ewan McGregor</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/imdb/actor/nm0424060/ref=imdbfl_a_1/105-0644363-3842814">Scarlett Johansson</a> <b><br />Director:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/imdb/actor/nm0000881/ref=imdbfl_d_0/105-0644363-3842814">Michael Bay</a><span style="white-space: nowrap;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;">What a load of tosh. I am amazed Scarlett Johanssen and Ewan Macgregor let themselves get anywhere near this appalling bit of sci fi nonsense. Once you got past the almost, clever twist and premise for the story, which was obvious long before the director gave the audience credit for. The whole thing just turned into a rather bad re-make of </span><st1:city><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;">Logan</span></st1:place></st1:city><span style="font-family:Arial;">’s Run. <span style=""> </span>Although Organs Run might be more appropriate as the plot entailed Ewan and Scarlett as clones bred as organ donors for their</span><span style="font-family:Arial;"> rich doppelgangers only to escape from a lab and go in search of their “originals”. What is it with </span><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;">Hollywood</span></st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;"> films set in the future and this assumption that we will all be wearing white jump suits? I’m sorry white is not a good colour to pull off and is totally impractical whatever century you happen to have landed in!</span> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Formulaic nonsense for boys, with chase scenes and lots of explosions….yawn!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/411493/66891-large.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/454400/66891-large.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">Mistress Of Spices</span><span style="font-size:14;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><b>Starring:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/203-8681875-0022336?%5Fencoding=UTF8&search-type=ss&amp;index=dvd-uk&field-actor=Aishwarya%20Rai">Aishwarya Rai</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Director:</span> <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=dvd-uk&field-keywords=Gurinder%20Chadha/203-8681875-0022336">Gurinder Chadha</a><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Why can’t someone give Ishwarya Rai a decent English Language part? The Queen of Hollywood’s follow up to the dreary Bride and Prejudice is an equally dull adaptation of Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni’s novel of the same name. The story about a San Franciscan shopkeeper who sells spices and uses their power to influence the lives of her customers with a somewhat predictable love story as its subplot. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Aishwaya is badly shot and totally wasted in the central role opposite a hopelessly mis-cast Dylan McDermott and whilst the book created an exotic world of mystery and dreams the film is a formulaic clunky love story.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;">For goodness sake when will Hollywood wake up to Rai’s potential apart from being one of the most beautiful women in the <span style=""> </span>world she’ also an excellent actresses and is not likely to ever make it </span><span style="font-family:Arial;">in Hollywood if continually cast in this kind of dirge. If she has any chance shell get back to Bollywood as soon as possible at least there, they know how to capitalise oh her talents and give her the kind of starring roles that she deserves.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/872532/68764-large.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 195px; height: 296px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/222146/68764-large.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:23;"><span style="font-size:130%;">That Man: Peter Berlin</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b>Starring:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/imdb/actor/nm0121509/ref=imdbfl_a_0/105-0644363-3842814">Peter Berlin</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/imdb/actor/nm1286751/ref=imdbfl_a_1/105-0644363-3842814">Robert Boulanger</a><br /><b>Director:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/imdb/actor/nm1615943/ref=imdbfl_d_0/105-0644363-3842814">Jim Tushinski</a><br /><span style="font-size:23;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:23;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Fascinating documentary about iconic 70’s porn star photographer and model Peter Berlin who despite only having made 2/3 films managed to create a persona and image so strong that he remains a gay icon and symbol of the 70’s to this day. You may not know his name but the image he created is almost as recognisable as that of Warhol screen prints or studio 54 in defining the 1970’s and it’s influence can be seen in the work of people as diverse as Tom of Finland, John Paul Gaultier, Pierre et Gilles and The Village People. As well as interviews with contemporaries the documentary is built around extensive interviews with the man himself who despite his now advanced years is still striking and even more interesting than the personae he created.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Highly recommended for anyone who remembers this iconic man and the indelible image he created.</span></p><p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal">See Rank & Bile's DVD recommendations at:<br />Rank &amp; Bile <a href="http://astore.amazon.com/thequeensofcamp/105-0644363-3842814?%5Fencoding=UTF8&node=14">US Picks</a> Rank &amp; Bile <a href="http://astore.amazon.co.uk/ranbil-21/203-8681875-0022336?%5Fencoding=UTF8&node=2">UK Picks</a><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-166094657309127757?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-25354159069992201222006-11-22T12:49:00.000-08:002006-11-22T13:03:06.987-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/altman.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/altman.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;">Film Director Robert Altman, has died in a hospital in <st1:place><st1:city>Los Angeles</st1:city>, <st1:state>California</st1:state></st1:place>. He was 81 years old. A late bloomer, Altman was a middle-aged TV director when he had his first hit with MASH, since then he has directed classics like <span style=""> </span>McCabe and Mrs Miller, Nashville, The Player, Short Cuts and Gosford Park. His lastt film was A Prairie Home Companion <span style=""> </span>and featured Lindsay Lohan which may well have hastened his demise!<br /><o:p> </o:p></span> <p style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Last year I caught his theatre directing debut with Arthur Miller's <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/03/drama-queen-theatrical-flops.html">Resurrection Blues</a> at <st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city>'s Old Vic. I wasn’t impressed but then Altman was a very uneven director. Veering from superb to dismal but when at his best he was a genius and he will be sorely missed.</span></p> <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:12;" >More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span><a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/"> </a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-2535415906999220122?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-64532740124062224062006-11-22T12:26:00.000-08:002006-11-22T12:48:44.550-08:00<a style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/d83_003.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/d83_003.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >The I Definitely Would Hunk Of The Month</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">From the moment we laid eyes on Josh Hartnett <span style=""> </span>way back in 1997 we were smitten and our admiration for this 6ft 2" hottie has <span style=""> </span>grown along with his roles, from getting dirty in Black Hawk Down to the mysterious detective in The Black Dahlia.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/Josh-Hartnett.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/Josh-Hartnett.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">As well as looking good in a vest, if reports are to be believed he's an all round nice chap as well. It also doesn't hurt that he is capable of acting his way out of a paper bag...if only just. But hey! if you look that good who </span><span style="font-size:100%;">cares if he can act anyway.<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/085_005.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 215px; height: 251px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/085_005.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">He may </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><st1:city><st1:place>Hollywood</st1:place></st1:city></span><span style="font-size:100%;">’s most unruly eyebrows but that just adds to his charm.<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="trebuchet ms"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="trebuchet ms"><span style="font-size:100%;">Even better news is that scheming hussy Scarlett Johanssen has finally let poor Josh out of her clutches (more fool her!) which makes him young free and single again and perfect husband material for me!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Georgia;font-size:10;" ><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Georgia;font-size:10;" ><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span><o:p></o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-6453274012406222406?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-89518481311790578182006-11-22T12:12:00.000-08:002006-11-22T12:24:18.180-08:00<p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/tomkat112106_02.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/tomkat112106_02.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;">More nasty details</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> about the TomKat wedding farce are emerging</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> from <s>horrified</s> honoured</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> guests who attended the Scientology service. Apparently as Rank & Bile</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> predicted there was a</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> particularly ewww swapping of saliva at</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> the end of the ceremony with </span><span style="font-size:100%;">TomKat snogging each other for a good 3 minutes before the embarrassed guests shouted at them to stop! This almost rivals David Gest’s</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> equally stomach churning slobbering over Liza</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> Minnelli at their fake celebrity ridden wedding. As well as having to witness TomKat swapping</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> saliva many of the guest</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> complained the $5m production cut corners on the food with many guests seen gobbling down dinner back at their hotel and J Lo sending out for 30 pizzas to</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> feed her and her hungry</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> friends after the event. (Hmm 30 pizzas that could explain the famous J Lo fat ass!)</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="trebuchet ms"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/tomakatkiss112006.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/tomakatkiss112006.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;">It also appears the far</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> from dispelling rumours about the</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> groom, the wedding just served up a whole lotta comedy fodder for US talk shows, with Bill Maher comparing Katie Holmes to a "beard" and a "hostage" instead of a</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> bride. Craig Ferguson stated that "none of Katie's former boyfriends are expected to attend the wedding and none of Tom</span><span style="font-size:100%;">'s former boyfriends either!”<span style=""> </span>and Conan O Brien waded in with "TomKat's wedding features 6000 scented candles and yet</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> something doesn't smell right."<o:p><br /></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="trebuchet ms"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/kh11fff1806_09%20copy.1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/kh11fff1806_09%20copy.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;">Last but not least, rumours abound about the surprise attendance of Brooke </span><span style="font-size:100%;">Shields at the wedding. Why would Brooke attend? When she famously fell out with Tom after he attacked her on network television, with a whole load of scientology mumbo jumbo, for using drugs to treat anti natal depression? Well, apparently she was paid by the Cruise Control team, to try and play down Tom’s lunacy and the resulting PR fiasco. Nice touch!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Well at least they weren’t lying when they said it was a Fairy-tale wedding. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Georgia;font-size:10;" ><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span><o:p></o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-8951848131179057818?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-74553134281948357932006-11-22T11:48:00.000-08:002006-11-22T15:36:47.479-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/nic_2005.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/nic_2005.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:10;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Is Nicole Richie finally on the mend? The pint sized poppet has reportedly gained 10 pounds and she’s looking healthier and happier lately, she's even sporting a bit of cleavage!</span><o:p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span></o:p></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:10;"><o:p><span style="font-size:100%;">And whilst she's not exactly plump she does look less likely to snap at any minute.</span><br /></o:p></span></span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:10;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:10;"><span style="font-size:100%;">So what was the turning point for Nicole?</span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:10;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> W</span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:10;"><span style="font-size:100%;">ell it might have something to do with the fact that she finally ditched her <s>crystal meth dealer</s> stylist, <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/tinstletown-tina-diet.html">Rachel Zoe</a>. <span style=""> </span><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="trebuchet ms"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/zoerichie112106.2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/zoerichie112106.2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:10;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Nicole is reported to have said she no longer trusts Rachel and wants to “rid herself of negative <s>drugs</s> people”</span><o:p><br /></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:10;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Rachel is reportedly furious….tough luck Rachel go find yourself another starlet to turn into a skeletal bobble headed zombie. With any luck the other Rachel clones Mischa, Lindsay et al will all follow suit and dump her as well!</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10;"><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">More </span><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span></span><o:p></o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-7455313428194835793?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-6569287502212254222006-11-22T11:15:00.000-08:002006-11-22T11:47:49.390-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/lohan112106_03.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/lohan112106_03.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;">Lindsay Pantie-less Lohan is quite literally our car crash of the month as yet again she’s had a mishap at the wheel of her car this is about the 4th this year! Someone get this girl a driver! Her and <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/10/suri-with-fringe-on-top-starts-new.html">George Michael</a> have gotta be up for worst celebrity driver of the year and probably for the exact same reasons! </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br />This time Ho Han hit a police car in </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><st1:city><st1:place><span style="">London</span></st1:place></st1:city></span><span style="font-size:100%;"> with her Range Rover whilst out partying With Calum Best.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/lohan161106_228x376.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/lohan161106_228x376.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;">Between her and George Michael the streets of </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><st1:city><st1:place><span style="">London</span></st1:place></st1:city></span><span style="font-size:100%;"> are rapidly becoming death traps!) It’s also less than a month since her last mishap in her Mercedes when she collided with another vehicle after partying at nightspot “Hyde”.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">HoHan’s driving and her nasty tendency to go commando when there are paparazzi around, isn’t the only cause for alarm, whilst in </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><st1:city><st1:place><span style="">London</span></st1:place></st1:city></span><span style="font-size:100%;">, she has been spotted sporting what look like scratches and scars on her wrists?</span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/lohan_bandage_narrowweb__300x447%2C0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/lohan_bandage_narrowweb__300x447%2C0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br />A quick trawl through her recent photos reveal an alarming number of bandages/camouflage around the</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> wrist area as well as further scarring, prompting many to suspect she may be self harming. Hardly surprising when you are seeing Calum Best!<br /><br />If I was dating that particularly loathsome lothario, I’d have suicidal tendencies too!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br />More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a></span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-656928750221225422?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-45336604247552689832006-11-22T10:50:00.000-08:002006-11-22T13:12:40.256-08:00<p style="font-family: courier new;" class="MsoNormal" face="georgia"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/parisbritlv.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/parisbritlv.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: georgia;"> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Hurrah for the return of White Trash Britney! The Britney we know and love!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Gone is the dodgy dark <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/06/britney-paris-go-black-to-their-roots.html">Angelina wannabe</a> hair and the Nicole Richie sunglasses and back is blonde weave Britney puffing on a Marlboro with her jugs half out.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Amazing what dumping a loser husband does for your whitetrash rating! Britney has even started hanging with super skank Paris Hilton!<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/britneyspears-cleavage.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7363/2768/320/britneyspears-cleavage.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;">The all new Brassy Britney far from being concerned about K Fed’s threat to release a dodgy husband and wife <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/2006/11/battle-of-divorces-kevin-heather-how.html">sex tape</a> has, completely turned the tables on her loser ex by threatening to release it first and pocket the money!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="trebuchet ms"><span style="font-size:100%;">Welcome back Britney we missed you!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">More </span><a style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank & Bile</a></span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-4533660424755268983?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22682819.post-57679944697042858862006-11-20T11:41:00.000-08:002006-11-22T10:57:21.872-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/304081/PBs200094.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/886746/PBs200094.jpg" border="0" /></a>I haven’t posted anything for a few days, thanks to my best friend Mike, who treated me to a weekend in <st1:city><st1:place>Paris</st1:place></st1:city>! A group of six of us descended on the French capital in high spirits but after a somewhat overly alcoholic Friday night were somewhat worse for wear on sat. Not learning from our mistakes the Saturday evening we repeated the same mistake on a slightly larger scale as a result much of our time in <st1:city><st1:place>Paris</st1:place></st1:city> was spent looking like the wreck of the Hesperus and feeling just as bad! That aside, with the exception <span style="font-size:0;"></span>of sat night, we had great weather <span style="font-size:0;"></span>and I got to take some shots with my new camera…that was as soon as I figured out how to get the lens cap off!<o:p></o:p> (see a couple of my efforts in this post!) <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/1600/284643/PBs200129.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/7363/2768/320/394634/PBs200129.jpg" border="0" /></a>Highlights of the holiday included seeing the inside of Notre Dame, which I’d forgotten was so spectacular, a hysterical “Allo Allo” style café near our hotel, where the staff were straight out of BBC casting, particularly the waitress who looked like a bad drag act on a night out, the patrons were no better either, including one mad old woman who tried to take our photo by looking through the wrong part of the camera then nearly toppled a waiters cart as she moved back to get us all in. <span style="font-size:0;"></span>Other highlights were seeing a man at Gare du Nord completely oblivious to the fact he was dragging along behind him a postcard stand as well as his suitcase on wheels and the spectacular Christmas lights at Les Galeries Lafayette on Boulevard Haussman. </p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>More <a href="http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/">Rank &amp; Bile</a><o:p></o:p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22682819-5767994469704285886?l=rankandbile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Myleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06141636185869820522noreply@blogger.com2