Friday, April 21, 2006

George Michael Blames Elton for all His Woes!

George Michael seems to be having a lot of bother with the boys in blue again lately. First George no stranger to trouble with the Police was found slumped in his car on a busy road near Hyde Park in London, he was said to be dazed and confused then last week he apparently shunted his car into several other parked cars near his home in Highgate.
What is George’s explanation for recent events, Temporary Insanity, Illness, Stress?


No, apparently George, on this weeks Parkinson show, blames all his troubles on Elton John!
Hmm time to check out of denial hotel George and admit that most of the crap going on in your life is because you spend 24/7 stoned out of your brain on skunk these days. Maybe if you laid off the weed your driving might get a bit better? Let’s face it the only thing Elton is guilty of is a complete lack of taste in clothes and hairpieces!

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