Friday, April 28, 2006

Mariah Madness - Miss Scarey Strikes Again


Graham Norton today revealed more of the madness that is Mariah Carey! During a recent interview with Miss Scarey, Graham revealed, an assistantwho is employed just to hold her drink was on standby to ensure she never got thirsty. Not only did the assistant hold the drink between Mariah slurping but during, as apparently, Miss Scarey is too weak or lazy to hold her own cup! (Female First)

Well I guess its par for the course it wasn’t so long ago that another television host revealed that during an interview with mad Mariah she had an employee on standby whose only job was to take her gum when she had finished with it!

Further un-confirmed reports claim Mariah once employed someone to keep her skirts from touching the floor and another assistant to carry her when she was too tired to walk but what can you expect from a woman who has her people phone ahead to warn that “Maria doesn’t do stairs”!

Maybe if Mariah did do stairs, cup holding, walking and stairs occasionally her weight might not keep ballooning!

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