Sunday, June 25, 2006

Britney & Paris Go Black To Their Roots

This week it seems everyone wants to look like Angelina Jolie and who can blame them? The girl is a stunner but Britney Spears and Paris Hilton need to stick with their dumb trashy blonde looks, cos the only one who can carry off the Angelina look is Angelina herself.

What were they thinking?

Britney was first off the mark with her bad dye job. Hey isn’t hair dye supposed to be bad for the baby when you’re pregnant? Seems little Miss Trailer Trash is not content with abusing poor little Sean Preston by hurling him about, she’s out to harm the next one before it's even born!

Then Paris was next up, arriving at the O2 wireless festival, with this monstrous dark look, luckily for her and us, this time its just a really bad wig and Paris can get back to that trashy, cheap hooker, brassy, blonde we know and love.

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celiah said...

I kinda like Paris with dark hair but Britney is just hopeless white trash either blonde or dark!

robbie said...

Skanks look sleazy either way

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