Friday, June 23, 2006

Nicole Kidman - Botox Bride

Australia is preparing for the glare of the worlds press as this weekend sees the wedding of Nicole Kidman to Keith whatever his name is?

Like any bride to be Nicole has been rushed off her feet with preparations but managed to squeeze in 3 photo ops in as many days firstly allowing herself to be snapped with her adopted kids for the first time in 2 years! Then descending on a children’s hospital with her family in tow (another great photo op) and then posing for the paparazzi and even leaving beer outside of her home for them. Now call me cynical, and many have, but does all this not smack, just a little, of attention seeking?

Maybe Nicole is a little jealous of the press coverage former hubby/gay dwarf Tom has managed to squeeze out of the arrival of his precious Tomkitten? Maybe I’m being too harsh? And love has mellowed her and her hatred of the press? …..Yeah right!

So what of the wedding?
Well apparently preparations include, invites to a horde of Celebs including Russel Crowe Naomi Watts and Renee Zellwegger, the dress has been ordered from Balenciaga the catering arranged with Luke Mangan and last but not least the bride has been Botoxed within an inch of her life! (if this weeks pics are anything to go by)

Well best of luck Nicole here’s wishing you a happy day lets just hope the botox has slackened off enough so you can actually say I do!

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6 comments:

Carol said...

She look like she's been embalmed!

China Blue said...

There's something of the Michael Jackson about her - the sorry attempts at actual facial expression, the pinched features and optic-white complexion. Eeek!

Anonymous said...

Poor Poor Keith Urban.I hope when he lifts her veil he runs screaming back up the aisle

Anonymous said...

That's a great story. Waiting for more. »

Lyndsay said...

Personally, I love how Nicole Kidman looks and especially her acting.

Anonymous said...

If I was a celebrity I would probably kill myself because whenever you do something it will always be mentioned in some smut magazine.
Nicole Kidman is still beauitful. And she is a great actress. It is probably the paparazzi's fault for taking a bad angle of her.