Friday, June 23, 2006

Wasteing Talent

Good grief could these two get any thinner! Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton spend an afternoon at the beach recently taunting the vultures.

Things have got so bad with so many emaciated celebrities lately, that I have decided something must be done. I have therefore decided to start a new charity which will send starving celebrities a pie.
Please give generously and send your food parcels or cash to The Rank & Bile feed a starving celebrity fund.
Together we can save them!


Lizzy Drip[ said...

This lloks like a scene from Ethiopia!

J J said...

Eat something bitches!

Anonymous said...

Lol Nicole doesnt even have the strength to stand up! She probably hasnt eaten for a year.

Anonymous said...

Ewwww two twigs that got washed up on the beach