Thursday, August 10, 2006

Its Alive! - Suri Is Real?!

Its alive! Yes baby Suri exists or so these pictures, taken by x17 flying over Toms mansion, would suggest. They claim that the second picture is actually alien Suri in the flesh!

Maybe Vanity Fair aren't lying when they say they have pics of Tom's tot?

Hmm I have my own theory the first picture is actually Katie signalling for help to the chopper, in a futile attempt to escape and the bundle in picture 2 is in fact a few sandwiches and a change of clothes she packed for her getaway!

Meanwhile Thick & Thin, Victoria & David Beckham have been invited to view the baby. Tom has issued instructions prior to their audience and “Apparently they can’t take any photographic equipment, they’re banned from touching Suri and they’re not allowed to do any baby-talk around her” Well that last ones definitely going to be a tall order for Posh.

This will bring the total of people confirming Suri is real, to a massive 5! Maybe she really does exist!

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