Mr Aguilera - Mystery Solved

Ever wondered what the hell Miss Aguilera sees in her moon faced husband, Jordan. I mean, she looks like a cheap ho but she's not that bad looking for gods sake! Well, wonder no more!

According to this months GQ Interview:

Christina revealed that new husband Jordan gave a speech at their wedding reception in which he thanked his parents "for my good looks and large willy." She added: "That's the truth. He makes me very happy."

Ahh now it all makes sense and let’s face it with a face like that he’d better be packing something!

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