Hello Dolly! - The Campest Toy On Earth!

Want to ensure your little boy doesn't grow up to get any girls into trouble? Or want to ensure he avoids gangs instead preferring a life of fabulous show tunes? Want to ensure he avoids that "grunge" phase and is always beautifully turned out?

For just $39.99 JC Penny have the answer! For every little junior Queen in the making, there is the Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll! Guaranteed to turn any boy into one who hates sport and loves musical theatre!

Hellooo Dolly! ...I know what I want for Christmas this year!

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