The Egos Have Landed

The circus has hit town in Rome, as Short Ass and Dead Eyes or as we like to call them; The Crazy Cruises, touched down in Rome ahead of their wedding on 18^th November. The motley assortment of loonies that comprisis their entourage, included, Suri and Tom's adopted children Connor and Isabella. (so that makes all 3 of the children he hasn’t fathered!)

For those who care, Armani will be designing The Zombie Katie’s dress and The Munchkin Tom’s tux and surprise, surprise, a whole bunch of other Scientology crazies are flying in for the nuptials, including, Leah Remini, Kirstie Alley, Jenna Elfman, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, and Priscilla and Lisa Presley.

Expect plenty of slobbering between Tom & Katie, a la David Gest, at his equally fake marriage to Liza Minnelli. At least Andrea Bocelli who is reportedly booked to sing, won’t have to witness that particularly gross spectacle!

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