Sunday, December 31, 2006

Britney Wants Another Baby To Abandon!

Please God no! Britney Spears the Mommie Dearest of Pop is desperate to do a Madge and adopt an orphan. Princess Whitetrash has apparently fallen in love with a four-year-old boy called Wang, from Bali, who lost his entire family in the 2004 Tsunami tragedy, after reading about his plight. Looks like yet another case of a celebrity picking a kid out of a catalogue like they were choosing a handbag!

A source said: "She instantly wanted to help him and is sponsoring him until she can find out more. And she has even written to officials seeking advice. Hmm and the advice those officials should give is….You can’t even look after the poor kids you’ve got there’s no way we are going to let you have another one! But celebrity and money talk. So lets just hope she gets bored with the idea before it can be processed, still on the plus side next time she goes out partying every night, leaving the kids at home there’ll be 3 of them to keep each other company, while Mummy is out getting drunk and flashing her beaver all over town!

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well at least as an orphan he will be used to being left alone all the time!