David Blaine - Dullard Extraordinaire

So David Blaine has housed himself in a Giant Snow Globe in New York? My first thought is:
Why, Why, Why?
My second thought?
Dull, Dull, Dull!

Am I the only one who finds his tricks tedious beyond belief. At least this time he is inflicting his dull shenanigans on New York and sparing London a repeat of a few years ago when his box routine resulted in Londoners hurling abuse and eggs at him out of sheer boredom.
The only consolation is that Mr Blaine whilst underwater for 7 days will presumably be floating around in his own effluence, which seems strangely appropriate.