Seperated At Birth - Donatella Versace & Janice From The Muppets

Is it me? Or is Donatella Versace slowly morphing into Janice from the Muppets? They both have the same pumped up lips stringy over blonde hair and orange skin!

Sweetie I know everyone wants to look like a film star but preferably not one made of foam rubber. Time to lay off the surgery sweetie cos you're starting to look really look scary!

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Seperated At Birth - Janet Jackson & Victoria Beckham

Good grief I know Posh keeps telling us she’s a style icon and fashion maven but it seems some misguided fools actually believe her….Janet Jackson for one! Who turned up at the Billboard Music Awards sporting a decidedly Posh look and Emaciated Spice’s hair.

Janet’s never been one for style in fact her whole career seems to have been one big long wardrobe malfunction but really if you have to copy someone at least choose someone who doesn’t look like a Pez dispenser!

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Brand Beckham World Domination On Track

While Madonna’s forrray into fashion may be a disaster it hasn’t put off Victoria Beckham who has launched her own street wear line and a new fashion website. (Madge must be fuming first Angelina now Posh stealing her thunder!)

At dvbstyle.com Posh states: “ I’ve always been passionate about fashion and I’m really working hard in my new role as the creative director of dVb. Her passion for fashion seems to be rapidly turning her into Anna Wintour’s clone! And it seems her new title of creative director is not the only one she’s in line for;

Sources at Whitehall say Tony Blair is to make David, Sir David Beckham in the next honours list, thereby making Posh, Lady Victoria Beckham!

The brand Beckham juggernaut seems unstoppable! expect Madonna to start shopping for a title any day soon!

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Debbie Does Our Miss Brooks At CBGB

Two of New York’s crumbling and decaying music icons joined forces on Saturday when Debbie Harry played the last gig at legendary punk rock dive CBGB in New York. The club is to close after 33 yrs due to a rent dispute and has been falling into disrepair for years, as by the look of her has Miss Harry!

At 61 the days of her peroxide pout and outlandish outfits, like CBGB are a thing of the past. Instead Debbie came dressed as Our Miss Brooks complete with dyed red hair and managed to look almost as condemned as the club.

Looks like two bits of New York music history died this weekend!

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Seperated At Birth - Suri Cruise & Elvis

Vanity Fair cover girl Suri
Cruise photographed by Annie Liebowitz with her remarkably Elvis like hair!



Read more about the Suri Cruise scoop in this month's issue of Vanity Fair

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Paula Abdul to Join Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Cast?

Paula Abdul?




Seprated at birth?
Or just another re-casting of Chitty's Child Catcher?


The Child Catcher?