What The Hell Happened To Tyra Banks Tree Trunk Thighs?

Tyra Banks ex model turned TV Host, has hit back at paparazzi pics and articles in the press about her recent weight gain. Tyra who admits to gaining weight since she gave up modelling says the media’s obsession with weight has gone too far and intends to devote an episode of her show to addressing the issue. She hasn’t stopped there either on the cover of People Magazine a swimsuit clad Tyra asks the question:

“You call this fat?”

In a further spread inside Tyra goes on to claim:

“If I had lower self esteem I would probably be starving myself right now”

Well done Tyra very commendable!

However!…All of this might sound very noble, had it not been for the fact that People have very clearly Photo-shopped half her thighs out of the pictures! Either that or the girls had major Lypo since the pap shots were taken.

Cos there is no way they are the same thighs!

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Kate Winslet Is Photo-Shopped To Death

Funny how Kate Winslet, long time advocate of larger women being portrayed in the media, is more than happy to be airbrushed into oblivion in photo-shoots.

So much so that I didn't even recognise her on the cover of this month's magazine "Hollywood Life".



Luckily the magazine helpfully plastered her name in big print on the cover or no one would have known it was her!

Now I'm all fin favour of a little touch up here and there. But really! It does help if the person is vaguely recognisable!

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Lindsay Lohan Is Photo-Shopped To Death

Good grief now I’m all for a bit of airbrushing here and there, hell! I’ve even taken the Photoshop blur tool to a few of my own pics in the past but there is a limit. Lindsay Lohan appears as the new face of Miu Miu and what on earth were they thinking? I really don’t see the point in making a “celebrity” the face of your ad campaign if you are going to airbrush the out of all recognition!

There’s no way I would have guessed it was Ho Han from this shot, especially when you compare it with this candid shot form the Golden Globes last week, where Lindsay, looked like her partying, operation and decimated liver are well and truly catching up with her!

Jeez! Is there any of the original photo left in that ad!

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Cruise Control Steps Up A Few Notches

With the unveiling of Suri, Tomkat visiting a football match and now a statement about their upcoming marriage by their publicist Arnold Robinson:

"The wedding is still in the planning stages. They're really excited about it. They have always said they will be married by the early fall, and they are still in that window. They can't wait."

"I won't let this woman get away," Tom is quoted as saying. Hmm not sure if this refers to the predicted nuptials or his attempts to keep her a prisoner at the Cruise compound!?

It looks like Cruise control has gone into hyper drive.(Along with Photo-shop if that cover of Katie is anything to go by!) Anymore of this and they’ll have us believing he’s normal, the real father of Suri and Scientology is fun!

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Beckhams Back On The Brand Wagon

Brand Beckham have finally launched their own scent "Intimately Beckham" from the dvb range and I have to say I'm loving the new poster, featuring Thick & Thin themselves. First of all, David looks gorge as ever and secondly Victoria's scrawny face is half obscured...Hurrah!


I just want to know how the hell they managed to photoshop that much booty on the scrawny bitch!

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Catherine Deneuve

Catherine Deneuve is one of the worlds most beautiful women-Fact.
So why, oh why, do Mac cosmetics, who have just named her as the face of their new Icon range, feel the need to portray her as airbrushed mutton dressed as lamb?




It looks like someone went mad with Photo-shop! What a waste of one of the worlds most fabulous faces-Mac you should be ashamed!

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