Car Crash of The Month - Terri Hatcher

Desperate actress Terri Snatcher is surely a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown? You only had to read last months Vanity Fair interview. Admirable though it is to come forward and speak about child abuse we were definitely left with the impression that Hatcher was scarred for life and still not really coping with it all, maybe not quite the kind of thing to encourage others to come forward and confront their demons. It doesn’t really help promote the idea that she is of sound mind when she keeps bursting into tears in public or in front of reporters.

Then there’s her weight……or lack of it! Whilst a slew of under nourished celebrities have recently come forward and admitted they have a problem, even serial abusers Calista Flockhart and Nicole Richie are finally owning up, Terri continues her exercise regimes when its patently clear she is drastically underweight. Terri might have a bit more luck with men if they weren’t afraid she’d snap if they ever got jiggy with her! She needs to realise being that thin only ever appeals to dress designers and gays.

Which brings me on to the embarrassing Ryan Seacrest incident last month.
The two were photographed smooching on a date but Terri was abruptly dumped afterward. Now I can think of several reasons why Mr Seacrest may have not pursued the relationship further especially when the pictures were already in the bag or in this case in every magazine worldwide but even leaving the obvious aside, Terri needs to realise interviews like the ones she’s been giving lately just scream Baggage! In fact Miss Snatcher has more baggage than Louis Vuitton that combined with being a paranoid stick thin actress over 40 does not scream perfect dating material!


So Terri you desperate slut do us all a favour get a shrink and stop using magazine interviews as therapy and stop with the book (which details just about every dating humiliation she’s ever had)! Stop with the running and go eat some bloody pies! and stop snivelling in public!


Hey who knows you might even like being sane and a normal weight and you might finally get that man your after!

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Watch Terri Out Ryan Seacrest on Letterman! here
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