Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Celine Dion Makes Way For Cher

Let the joyous news be spread the wicked old witch at last is dead!
Canadian scrag end Celine Dione is finally set to relinquish her crown as Queen of Las Vegas (according to Fox News).

Her contract at Caesars palace is due to end and who will replace her?
….The one and only Cher!
So much for (the never ending) Farewell Tour.

However sequin manufacturers and gays the world over will have a little time to wait as Dione is not gonna quit flying and screeching round her specially built auditorium until 2008.

Bob Mackie better get started on Cher’s inevitable 105 costume changes fast.


Apparently Celine’s auditorium will be rebuilt for the arrival of the be-wigged one, expect a whole lotta glitz and very little taste!

I for one am booking my ticket to Vegas as we speak!

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