Sunday, August 20, 2006

Madonna - To Save The World From Nuclear Waste!

According to The Sunday Times, Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie have been lobbying the government and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a supposedly magic Kabbalah fluid.

The couple, both followers of the Jewish spiritual movement, approached Downing Street, Whitehall and British Nuclear Fuels (BNFL) promoting a “mystical” liquid tested in a Ukrainian lake.

“It was like a crank call . . . the scientific mechanisms and principles were just bollocks, basically,” one official said.

Madonna is said to have approached Downing Street, before being directed to the DTI. “She relentlessly pursued people,” said a former DTI civil servant. “She wanted to get this Russian scientist to explain this to civil servants.”

The Kabbalah Centre, which is based in Los Angeles but has branches worldwide, was set up by Philip Berg, a former insurance salesman. One devotee has described how Berg leads chants of “Chernobyl” and the names of other nuclear power plants. Followers believe this helps “heal the problem of nuclear waste”.

Undercover reporters who attended a Kabbalah Centre dinner in London described how Madonna and Ritchie were among guests who turned east towards Chernobyl and began shouting its name. Some Kabbalah followers are even said to believe that nuclear waste is the cause of the Aids epidemic!

Madonna claims: “According to science we aren’t going to have a planet in about 50 years at the rate we’re going with nuclear waste"Then goes on to say: "I can write the greatest songs and make the most fabulous films, be a fahion icon and conquer the world but if there isnt a world left, whats the point"

I don't even know where to start with this! Has she totally lost her mind!?
The most fabulous we know she's insane.
Get a grip Esther!


China Blue said...

Hahahaha - 'make the greatest movies'... the woman has lost it. Whatever's in that Kabbalah water?

Gareth said...

Oh what ever next? That woman has lost it. Maybe at her next concert she'll have the power to heal and will make a bee line for the disabled section. (I wouldn'd put it past her)

Anonymous said...

Well you can hope Gareth although it may be a bit to late for you!

Myles said...

Anonymous please at least have the balls to reveal yourself if you are going to insult members of my regular Commenting gang/friends!