Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Nicole Richie's Legs Now Too Thin To Hold Her Up

Well the day has finally come when little Miss Emaciated, Nicole Richie, has actually become so thin her legs can't support the weight of her head any more.

yesterday the weight of her sunglasses alone caused her twig like legs to buckle beneath her! Or perhaps it was a small gust of wind that knocked her down?

Either way it's good to see her new "boyfriend" Brody Jenner rushing to her aid!

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[insert name here] said...

LMAO..thats so sad....
yes, isnt he such a gentleman...he practically rushed to her side to help her up!

Camp David said...

Mary-Kate called, she wants her skeleton back!