Friday, September 08, 2006

Car Crash of The Month -Paris Hilton

Poor old Parasite Hilton things haven’t been going to well for the hapless heiress lately. First her, self titled debut album rapidly filled bargain bins the world over. Despite one of the biggest publicity campaigns the music industry has ever seen.



Then to add insult to injury British "guerrilla artist" Banksy tampered with 500 copies of the much hyped cd in shops across the UK. Banksy replaced Hilton's CD with his own remixes and has given them titles such as Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For? He has also changed pictures of her on the CD sleeve to show the US socialite topless and with a dog's head. Ironically the Banksy version of the cd seems to be selling better on ebay than the vacuous Paris original.

As well as things going badly at “work” it seems Paris is not having much better luck with her social life. Yesterday she was arrested for drink driving and hauled off to the police station in handcuffs in front of the paparazzi and had to be bailed out by her sister.

Despite the seriousness of the charge, Paris, showing no remorse, laughed off the arrest as “nothing” and merrily waived to paparazzi and fans, as if she was at a premiere, rather than being taken away in a cop car.

Far more serious than her arrest, Paris was involved in a horrific incident earlier in the week and instead of laughing it off as “nothing” was reduced to hysterical tears as paparazzi and passers by looked on unable to help the stricken heiress.
What was the source of Paris distress and shame? Yes horror of horror Paris was refused entry to trendy club Bungalow 8!

It’s so good to see Paris keeping it real and everything in proportion!


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1 comment:

ahmed said...

Aah poor little rich girl!