Paul McCartney Stabbed & Choked Heather Mills - Unfortunately Not Hard Enough

Family court documents are supposed to be confidential; however, Heather Mills' has made sure everyone knows what’s in her divorce papers. In the leaked documents Hopalong Heather claims that Paul drank like a fish, stabbed her in the arm with a broken wineglass, verbally abused her and made her cancel an operation on her amputated leg because it interrupted his travel plans. In fact she’s accused him of everything but beating her with her own wooden leg!

Heather's spokesman said he was shocked to hear the allegations and added, "She has kept a dignified silence. She has not spoken about anything.

Hmm she may not have spoken but the gold digging trollop made damn sure the press got hold of this.

Sir Paul's lawyers stated, "Our client would very much like to respond in public and in detail to the allegations, but he recognizes that the only correct forum for his response to the allegations made against him is in the current divorce proceedings."

Looks like this one is gonna get real messy!

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