Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Victoria Beckham Says I Look Awful Naked - Go Figure!

In the Australian version of Harper's Bazaar, Posh says having three children and losing the baby weight has taken its toll and that she looks "really awful naked." She says:

"I've got so much saggy skin on my stomach. I might fit into jeans, but trust me, I look really awful naked." Beckham, 32, adds that she has "no bum at all," despite her appearance in ads for her new fragrance, which she credits to the magic of retouching. Still, all the scrutiny may have soured her a bit on the idea of fame. "Do I wish I could be anonymous?" she says. "Of course. I don't need to feed my ego that way anymore."

No? Well maybe you don’t need to feed your ego but if you occasionally fed your mouth your skin might not be hanging in folds like an empty sack round your waist and your ass might not have vanished into thin air! As for looking awful naked do you have a mirror? Obviously not, or you’d have noticed you look god awful clothed as well!

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2 comments:

China Blue said...

NO arse, no hips, no tits... she has a figure not far off from Brooklyn's, and yet... she insists on not eating very much. Men can't grab hold of airbrushing, ya know!

Lindee said...

I liked the curvy Spice Girl Posh rather than the stick n' bones that gets an ass airbrushed onto her.
What a shame. She's got more money than most and she won't buy herself a sandwich.