Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Victoria Beckham To Give Up Singing - Music Lovers Around The World Rejoice!

Thank God Victoria Beckham is to finally stop flogging the dead horse that is her music career and has also nixed any idea of an acting career. Milions of music and movie fans will sleep more soundly tonight!

Beckham told Harper's Bazaar magazine:
I'm done with music and I'm never going to act,"

Unfortunately the world of fashion is still in for many more sleepless nights, as she also went on to say:
"Fashion is what I love. I've dreamed of doing my own clothing line from even before I was a Spice Girl. "Now I'm able to do what I love and I've found I'm really good at it."

Really good at fashion? How hard is to dial a stylist to come dress you? The question is will the Posh clothing line be available in anything above a size zero?

Judging by this picture of her new boob job, what she's really good at, is shoplifting canteloupes!

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2 comments:

Jonny said...

Her tits are gross and that stupid pout she does is totally shiteous

L vo said...

Oh my Johnny, you are quite the poet laureate! Might I suggest that as Myles goes to the effort to entertain us that the least you can do is come up with a slightly more amusing or interesting comment than 'totally shiteous'. Come on people, shape up or shut up!