George Michael's Denial Knows No Bounds

Despite being arrested at Colindale police station, where he was booked on suspicion of being unfit to drive and drug possession, before being released on bail until November.

George Michael insists he doesn't have a drug problem, saying, "That's the second time in a year I've been caught with one unused spliff in the car. I had no drink or drugs in my body. I haven't got a problem with drugs."

Hmm keep telling yourself that George you might even convince yourself!

George’s level of denial is now right up there with Whitney’s “We don’t do crack, crack is whack!” and Nicole Richie’s “I don’t have an eating disorder”

Someone get this boy some help or at the very least, a chauffeur

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