Monday, November 20, 2006

Crazy Cruise's Fake Wedding

Well the Crazy Cruises finally tied the knot on Saturday, despite Katie looks of desperation from the windows of Odescalchi Castle in Italy, the pair were wed in a scientology service later that day.

The guest list comprised tout Hollywood’s scientology set including, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Kirstie Allie and Mr & Mrs John Travolta.

Other non scientology hangers on Chris Henchy, Victoria Beckham (who looked like dressed for a funeral), Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, and Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy even a somewhat apprehensive looking Brooke Shields was seen arriving.

Not really a star turn out considering tom’s position in Hollywood, in fact it all smacked somewhat of rent a crowd. Which is somewhat appropriate as it now emerges it was all just for show anyway.

The Mayor of Bracciano, said the couple would have needed to have a civil ceremony in town in order to make it legal. Tom & Katie were in fact married in the US before even leaving for Italy and it wasn’t just the ceremony that was fake either, it appears the wedding pictures aren’t exactly the real McCoy unless that is, Katie was stood in hole? Somehow Munchkin Tom actually looked taller than his wife in the official wedding shot!

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

She's crouching down! How funny!