Monday, November 20, 2006

Hell Hath No Fury Like Liza Scorned

David Gest is turning out to be a somewhat unlikely favourite in the reality show “I’m a celebrity get me out of here”

But whilst the British public may slowly be thawing toward the unusual looking Gest, his ex- wife Liza Minnelli is most definitely not!

A friend of Liza’s told The Sun: "She was sobbing that he deserves to be eaten alive by crocs or f****d by kangaroos. Liza goes from wishing him dead from spider stings to hoping he abandons the show and flies home to beg forgiveness.

She still has extreme feelings for Gest from a teary 'come home, baby!' to ranting 'Die in a plague of pus-oozing boils!"

Sounds like the producers need to get Liza thinking up his next Bush Tucker trial!


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would have thought David would enjoy some of what Liza proposed!

Anonymous said...

OMG! they both have the same grimmace.
They look like twins. Gawd they are ugly!