Tomkitten Suri Has Landed/Arrived
Poor old Brooke Shields she goes on TV to talk about post natal depression only to have Tom Cruise steal her thunder by criticising her in public, then she joyously announces the birth of her second child, the somewhat strangely named Grier Hammond Henchy. Only to have Mr Cruise steal her thunder again with the arrival of TomKitten!
Tomkat as Tom and Katie have been dubbed by the US press gave birth to the TomKitten yesterday and the news was broken by People Magazine. Lets hope Katie gets to keep the Baby as US Tabloid The star seem pretty certain Tom will snatch the baby as soon as it arrives. (shades of jacko there?)
Well I’m just glad it’s all 
over and I won’t have to see another picture of Katie with a bowling ball strapped to her stomach! What was she carrying in there for goodness sake, the alien baby and the mother ship? Nor will I have to read any more nonsense about Tom eating the placenta and weird scientology birthing procedures ewwww.
I guess we have about a weeks breathing space before the baby pictures start, after all Tom is now a proud biological father so he must be straight……yeah right!
More Rank & Bile
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