George Michael - Cruising For A Press Bruising

Some people really dont learn do they? George Michael was caught by the News of the World cruising Hampstead Heath last night. Needless to say he's front page news today!
So what did George have to say? Well according to The News of the Screws....

In a sweat, the ashen-faced singer declared: "Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!" Then he claimed: "I'm not doing anything illegal. The police don't even come up here any more. "I'm a free man, I can do whatever I want. I'm not harming anyone."

Not hurting anyone? Lordy! What about your long term partner? I don't supposed he's that thrilled especially as you'd just left his house!

Being a caring sort of person I was all set to forgive George his latest lapse, that was untill I saw what he pulled on the heath! Good grief George surely you can do a bit better than that! I'm sure you were stoned again but really no hash in the world could make that palatable!

Isn't it time you subscribed to a discrete escort service and laid off the weed?

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