Friday, September 22, 2006

Madge's Hair is As Fake As Her English Accent

Huge sighs of relief all round, recently we reported that Madge's new bobbed hair cut looked like a cheap wig on an 80's hooker! Well the good news is, it's just that, a terrible wig being worn by an old 80's hooker....erm sorry artiste!

Yes the hair is as fake as her English accent.
Hurrah!

The fact it's a wig didnt stop the press and Rank & Bile assuming it was her real hair and reporting it as her new look! The Daily Mail even went so far as to claim she paid £750 for her haircut!


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