Tom Cruise Shrinking As Fast As His Fan Base!

At first I thought Suri Cruise was up and walking already. Untill I realised the toddler in tow with katie Holmes is actually her husband Tom!

Now I always new Tom was on the diminutive side but who knew he was that much of a midget? I will concede he's walking behind her so the angle is less than flattering but he can't be that far behind cos they're holding hands, unless katie has 12ft arms of course!

Time for Cruise Control to invest in some lifts for him and some flats for her and quick!

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