Thursday, March 16, 2006

March-Love Hates

3 Things we’re loving in March

The Oscars
Red Carpet Fever, The Frocks, The Suspense Joan and Melissa-Fantastic and this year a clutch of brilliant films nominated. Hurrah for the Academy Awards!

Footballer’s Wives Returns
Hurrah the bitches are back! & this season with the addition of the fabulous Joan Collins, who dukes it out with Tanya Turner in episodes 5 & 6. What more could you ask for?

Pamela Anderson
Her picture with the legendary Mamie Van Doren stole the show in Tom Ford’s dreary Hollywood Vanity Fair issue. PETA warrior and all round star, we almost forgive you for that monstrosity you wore to the Golden Globes!

3 Things we’re hating in March

Dallas big screen re make
No, no, no! Wrong on so many levels! J. Lo as Sue Ellen please! Reese Witherspoon as Pam, Jane Fonda as Miss Ellie and Travolta as JR! Maybe Ill wake up in the shower and it’s all been a bad dream! Do yourself a favour and just rent the original.

Yo-Yo Diet celebrities
I’m so sick of celebrities telling us how they are comfortable being heavier and want to be a role model…..only to appear a few weeks/months later half their size on magazine covers peddling how I lost the flab stories. Mariah, Kirstie etc you know who you are!

Tammy Faye Bakker
The former disgraced evangelist, who single-handedly kept the cheap mascara business afloat, has lung cancer, if reports are to be believed, she will not be with us much longer. Tammy was an 80’s camp icon, and will be much missed. Check out the 2000 documentary The eyes of Tammy Faye to see the woman behind the mascara.

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