Thursday, January 18, 2007

Lindsay Lohan & Her Decimated Liver Check Into Rehab

Well it’s hardly a surprise but Lindsay Lohan has checked herself and her decimated liver into Rehab. At only 20 it’s pretty sad that things have to come to this but Lindsay remains up-beat releasing the following statement:

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Ironically the man who originally branded her “Firecrotch” Brandon Davis the beached whale oil heir was instrumental in persuading Lindsay to check herself into The Wonderland treatment centre in Los Angeles.

Let’s just hope she stays in there for a bit and gets well. Unlike Nicole Richie and her Rehab spell that saw her out clubbing almost straight away!

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Anonymous said...

Good - she really needs to fix up! And I'm also heartened to see that someone else wrote her statement, as anytime she writes them herself, they look like she fell on a random word generator.

Anonymous said...

She's not even old enough to drink legally in her own country yet.. and her liver's already packing in! What a stupid twat!