Thursday, January 11, 2007

Lindsay Lohan's Liver Ready To Call It Quits

It seems Rank & Bile spoke to soon when we jokingly said doctors should have replaced Lindsay Lohan’s Liver while they were conducting her appendectomy. According to The National Enquirer, when Lindsay Lohan was in the hospital to have her operation, her blood work showed that Lindsay's liver enzymes are "extremely elevated," and she has now been warned she may die, if she doesn't stop drinking.

"The appendectomy was routine, but what doctors discovered in her blood work was not," a source close to the actress told The Enquirer.

"Lindsay's liver panel shows her drinking is taking a terrible toll on her health. Her liver enzymes are extremely elevated, and doctors warned her if she doesn't quit boozing she could die!" In addition to the raised enzymes, the levels of protein in her liver were shockingly low — so low her doctors "couldn't believe she was even walking around," said an insider.

Good grief the girl is only 20 and already she’s a broken down drunk with a clapped out liver! How much is she knocking back for Gods sake? Even Larry Hagman’s sozzled old liver lasted him until he hit 65!


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1 comment:

China Blue said...

Cripes, that's some serious shit right there. I hope she sorts it out. Considering her mother is close to her, she's had addiction and an alleged eating disorder to fight off. Words need to be had...